PPS music and picture extractor 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Moday, October 11, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving Day to Canadians!
Happy Columbus Day to Americans,
where today all the Natives celebrate, 
that Columbus did not
get lost on the way to Turkey.

My friend Warner Carter, the author 
of the famous Guest Blogging for Profit 
book, gave me a very valuable warnng
today. FaceBook reveals your phone 

I went and checked, and sure enough, it DOES show your phone
numbers, if one looks in the right place! A real tele-marketer's 
dream harvest!

30 seconds later I had changed my number to show my fax number.
WinFax is quite efficient in dealing with tele-marketers.

Have FUN!

"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value." --- Albert Einstein "Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." --- Oscar Wilde
A businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The medical man examined him and backed away, saying: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal." "Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman. "Do you want to write your will?" "No, I want to make a list of all the people with overdue invoices, and then I am going out for a few bites."
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. It was found by an honest little kid and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a purse, the owner didn't have any change for a reward."
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Thanks to Lillemor for this picture: Click through the picture to the large version. Early Christmas Cactus
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Robert Edward Tyrrell, 29, of Villa Rica, GA Man bites police dog VILLA RICA, Ga. (UPI) -- A Georgia man who allegedly held his mom hostage for refusing to iron his clothes has been indicted on aggravated assault and false imprisonment charges. Robert Edward Tyrrell, 29, of Villa Rica was indicted by a Carroll County grand jury for allegedly using a rifle to hold his mother hostage for 6 hours when she refused to iron his clothes in June, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. "He wanted her to do some ironing, and when she said 'no,' they got into an argument," Sgt. Marc Griffith with the Carroll County Sheriff's Office said of the start of the incident. "He told her 'ironing is woman's work.'" Seems ironic, if you can excuse the pun, but that is how she raised him. Though at age 29, even a Mama's boy should know better.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Dianne Re: PPS music and picture extractor Dear Webby, That link that you once had for extracting music and pictures from PPS files doesn't work any more. What's going on? Thanks, Dianne Dear Dianne It appears that download demands for PowerPointImageExtractor got too much for the private site, that hosted it as a favor. So the download file got moved to big mirror servers and is availabe there now. One is Software.informer.com, and the link is http://powerpointimageextractor.software.informer.com/ Have FUN! DearWebby
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There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. 'I'm fine, ' Angus said. 'But there are some really weird people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.' 'Well, ma laddie,' says his mother, 'I suggest you don't associate with people like that.' 'Oh,' says Angus, 'I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing me bagpipes.'
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Packing Kids For Multi Day Trips When my son (early teens) went away on a church mission trip, I was worried that he would wear mismatched clothes or wear the same pair of socks for several days. You know how young boys are. I purchased gallon sized plastic zipper bags (the kind you use for food storage) and used them to pack his clothing. Each bag was labeled with a day of the week. Each bag contained a t-shirt, a pair of shorts, a pair of socks, and a pair of underwear. I placed a few dollars in the pocket of each pair of shorts so that he would have some cash for a snack/soda each day. By readingiggits from TN http://www.thriftyfun.com/ If you want to have sucess with small back yard or balcony farming with a minimal investment of time or money, check out Food Wealth. Avoid mistakes and focus on what works! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
Imelda reported for her University PHD final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am rechecking my answers, and half of them are wrong !"
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Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I". Little Johnny: I is... Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am." Little Johnny: All right, have it your way. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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