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Good Morning,  !
It's Sunday, October 17, 2010
Most of the snow has melted, but it is definitely time to winterize
everything. I even lit the pilot light on the natural gas furnace
today. By the way, did you know that the best lighter for hard 
to reach places is a strand of spaghetti or spaghettini?
Works every time on the first try.

Have FUN!

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. --- General George S. Patton
A man and wife were both in an Internet Business, but it was the husband who truly lived, ate and breathed computers. His wife finally realized how bad it gotten when one day she was scratching his back, and hesaid "No, not there. Scroll down a little."
A drill sergeant escorted new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that he had everyone's attention, he asked, "What is the first rule?" Much to the amusement of the other instructors, 60 privates yelled in unison, "Shut up, Sir!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jimmy Honeycutt, 26 and Stephanie McDole, 27 in Pawtucket, RI Robber had checklist of targets in pocket PAWTUCKET, R.I. (AP) - Police in Rhode Island trying to stop a string of robberies got a big break when they found a key piece of evidence - an alleged robber's checklist of targets. Jimmy Honeycutt and his girlfriend Stephanie McDole were arrested Wednesday after Pawtucket police found torn pages from a phone book in Honeycutt's pocket. Asterisks were marked next to some of the businesses that were robbed this month. Detectives pulled over the pair because their car matched the description of a vehicle wanted in connection with a robbery at an Attleboro Getty gas station. Twenty-six-year-old Honeycutt is charged with five counts of first-degree robbery. Twenty-seven-year-old McDole is charged with two counts of first-degree robbery.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bev Re: Site change warning Dear Webby, I don't have a big problem, just an irritating one. I keep getting pop ups that say, Security Warning. The current web page is trying to open a site............ Can you, please help me get rid of them. I have McAfee-Spybot, and am on a sat. dish. Thanks Bev Dear Bev There is a good reason for that warning. Well, sometimes. If you are on a legitimate site, like at a bank or PayPal or store, or even on my site, then the warning is just showing you that the browser is paying attention and looking out for you. At other times, though, that warning can stop you just in time before getting trapped on a malicious site. I agree, that alert can be a nuisance, but nowadays browsing is not safe enough without it. Just like child seats in cars or hardhats on a construction site are a nuisance most of the time, but every now and then, they save somebody. There ARE ways to disable that warning, but I don't recommend that. Nowadays it is better to just get used to the nuisance, and be safe. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Several months after a young man is hired, he is called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asks. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years of experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held." "Well," the young man replies, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination, and since it was your accounting department who found out, and not my supervisor, I would say that was good enough."
Daily tip from Stop Children From Arguing I have a tip for children bickering. I have passed this tip along and had reports back at how amazing the results. I used this until my children were grown and now my grandkids get a dose. Have the 2 kids that are bickering, either sit on the couch facing each other or stand facing each other with the tip of their noses touching for a set amount of time (not as long as time out). Who gets the front seat? No problem but they have to sit with their noses touching. My daughter and son both agree that they would refrain from arguing because they did not want to have to stand or sit that way. Most of the time giggling would happen before the time was up and they were friends again. By Notwrong from FL If you want to have sucess with small back yard or balcony farming with a minimal investment of time or money, check out Food Wealth. Avoid mistakes and focus on what works! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard. The old-timer came over, threw the directions away, and in a short while had the set completely assembled. It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together without even reading instructions." "To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read, and when you can't read, you've got to think."
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Thanks to Bob for this story: A client brought a litter of golden-retriever puppies to a veterinary clinic for inoculations. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished. After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I didn't know they had to be baptized."

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