Who starts those virus hoax rumors? 

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Phyllis Re: Who starts those virus hoaxes? Dear Webby, who starts those virus hoaxes? Is it virus makers crying wolf, so that we stop paying attention, or is it anti-virus programs trying to sell their stuff, or who? Phyllis Dear Phyllis Neither one of those. It's spammers, who are trying to collect the names and addresses of the most gullible people on the net. If they fall for that BS and forward it, then they are obviously very gullible, and chances are good, that the friends they are forwarding it to, are also not too smart. In general, when forwarding anything to more than just the closest friends, smart people put the extra addresses into the BCC field, not out in the open. Have FUN! DearWebby
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