The REAL CrapCleaner 

Zoom the font size for best readability  
Good Morning,  !
It's Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Snow storm outside right now. Snow is piling up on the window
sill and against the southern side  window frame, so the wind
must be from the North. The weather forecast is for snow all week.
The cyclic warming ripple is definitely over, and we are back
to 70's style weather. The climate hoaxers will have to re-edit
their "scientific confusions", ahem, conclusions, all over again.


Latitude & Longitude: Latitude is Where we are lost, Longitude is how long we've been lost there! Cookie "Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street." --- Elbert Hubbard "A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents." --- G. C. Lichtenberg
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and cheerfully drove to work on the scenic route. "Boss," he said, "The pill actually worked!" "That's nice" said the boss. "But where were you yesterday?"
Nancy came home and said to her mother, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is - I got 18 out of 20 on my driver's test." Her mother said, "Great! Now what's the bad news?" He said, "They were pedestrians."

Click through the picture to the large version.
If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: Thanks for your votes!

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Superintendent E. Parraz and school officials at Denair Middle School, Denair, California Thunder for the flag 13 year old Cody Alicea had been forbidden by school officials to stop flying flying the Stars and Stripes on his bicycle, just in time for Veterans Day. Well, Cody did not take that lying down. He told the big guys, the ones with the BIG bikes. Hundreds of them showed up with big thundering Harleys and various outer bikes and trikes, followed by hundreds of cars, all flying the flag and/or displaying it on their black leather jackets. There was THUNDER in the air! E. Parraz said: "Our Hispanic, you know, kids will, you know, bring their Mexican flags and they'll display it, and then it does cause kind of a racial tension which we don't really want." When the bikers showed up, he backed down. There was not much about it in the leftist media in the US, but you can read about it in the Canadian Free Press.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Honey Re: What is an external sound card? Hi Webby, Since I don't know much about the workings of a computer I have learned to trust your advice. Yesterday on a radio computer program The Host (I did not catch his name) said that the program Ccleaner is free and would rid your computer of all stored useless information and cookies. When i went to the site it said I had thousands of items to be removed. But to do it I had to register. Should I trust the site and register.? And If I do register do you then think they will say there is a charge.? I like the word free because times are tough. Thank you for any advice you can give me Honey --------------------- Dear Honey Sounds like that radio guy sent you to some ransom ware site instead. The REAL CrapCleaner is free. You can get the real one free in my Tool Box. It is right below ClickBook, the tool that saves you 75% of paper and ink costs, no matter what kind of printer you use. Have FUN! DearWebby
Secure Uninstaller With this Secure Uninstaller on your computer, you can try anything you want, without any fear about remants left behind. Get Secure Uninstaller !
A recently re-married widow was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked: "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?" "Oh, not any more, he doesn't," the other replied. "What stopped him?" "I started talking about my next husband."
Daily tip from Add Pumpkin to Turkey Soup If you are planning on making soup with leftover turkey this Thanksgiving, here's a tip for adding a little extra nutrition for your family. Put 1 cup of plain pumpkin into the soup pot. No one will ever know it's in there. It adds a rich color while supplying immune-boosting nutrients. It also somewhat thickens the broth. I use canned pumpkin, not the pie filling. Source: A friend told me about this. By Anne from Green Bay, WI If you want to have sucess with small back yard or balcony farming with a minimal investment of time or money, check out Food Wealth. Avoid mistakes and focus on what works! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., a squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, they realized they had lost their map. The patrol navigator informed them, "Our odds are 1 in 360 that we'll get out of here." "How did you come up with that?" someone asked. "Well," he replied, "it's unfortunate that the compass broke when Bob stepped on it, because quite often one of the degrees on the compass is right."
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
No sermon here and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double-opt-in confirmation request.
Home computers are the perfect thing for women, who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration.

Valley of the Kings

[ view entry ] ( 139 views )   |  permalink  |  print article  |   ( 3 / 211 )

<<First <Back | 101 | 102 | 103 | 104 | 105 | 106 | 107 | 108 | 109 | 110 | Next> Last>>