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It's Wednesday, November 17, 2010

What's "The Faces Of Fall" all about? 
Don't worry, it's not another line-up of ugly politicians or dopey
stars or plastic models. Subscriber Brenda at TriangleB took
mug shots of her favorite horses. Today's picture is one of 
them. They are all TWH (Tennessee Walking Horses), specially
selected and bred for day long riding on the trail. 

I rode one once from Tincup Lake to Kluane Lake, about 30 - 40
Miles, in one day, leading three pack horses.Even though that 
trip was through rather steep and rough country and included 
a deep river crossing, I had no saddle sores or blisters the 
next day. I would NOT want to try that trip on any other 
breed of horses.


"What is honored in a country will be cultivated there." --- Plato
Two Rednecks rob an armored truck and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After awhile they meet again and one asks the other, "What did you find in your sack?" "Half a million" "Aw... that's a lot! What did you do with all that cash?" "I bought a house and a boat. How about your sack?" "Bah... mine was full o' bills" "And what did you do with them?" "Er, well . . . little by little, I'm paying them off . . ."
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Sally had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and robbers with them in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his mother and yelled, "Bang! You're dead." She slumped to the ground and when she didn't get up right away, a neighbor ran over to see if she had been hurt in the fall. When the neighbor bent over, she opened one eye and said, "Shhh. Don't give me away. It's the only chance I've had to rest all day".
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Sterling Thurman, 37, in Clearwater, Florida Shoeless Man Posing As Police Officer Arrested CLEARWATER, Fla. (970 WFLA) - A man from Clearwater tried to enter a womanís home by pretending to be a police officer, a Clearwater police spokeswoman said. Thirty-seven-year-old Sterling Thurman showed up at the womanís home on Druid Road Monday morning and told her he was an officer, but she refused to let him in, said police. The woman, 60-year-old Jannie Young, was suspicious after noticing that Thurman was not wearing shoes. She asked for ID and Thurman showed her a business card belonging to a Belleair Police officer. When Young called the real police, he fled, detectives said. After getting a description from the victim, officers found Thurman close to the home. He made incriminating statements and had the business card still on him. Detectives say the two do not know each other, and said itís not clear why he was trying to get into her home.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Kay Re: Images not showing on Windows 7 Gmail I have just bought a new computer and it has Windows 7. I know you are not a fan, but I'm computer illiterate. I am not receiving pictures in your newsletter or from any other emails, I know there is something I can change, but not sure where to look. Any help you can give me would be appreciated. As always your newsletter is the first thing I check in my email. Thank you for all of your help Kay --------------------- Dear Kay You are right. I like blonde ladies, but not blonde Windows. Sounds like you are using IE8. If you enable the "display mixed content to the Internet zone" in the security tab in IE8, it should work OK. Tools Internet options Security Custom level Display mixed content Select enable That should solve the problem. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in a booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured my voice with Lloyds of London for $750,000." There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room. Suddenly, from the back of the room, the quiet voice of an elderly woman is heard, "So what did you do with the money?"
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There was this guy in a mental hospital. All day long he had his ear to the wall, listening. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything." The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"
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A Conversation Between Moses and God "Excuse me, sir." "Is that you again, Moses?" "I'm afraid it is, sir." "What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?" "How did you guess?" "I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?" "Oh, yeah. I forgot." "Tell me what you want, Moses." "But you already know. Remember?" "Moses!" "Sorry, sir." "Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit it out!" "Well, I have a question, sir. You know those ten things you sent me." "You mean the commandments, Moses?" "That's it. I was wondering if they were important." "What do you mean 'were important, Moses? Of course, they are important. Otherwise I wouldn't have sent them to you." "Well, sorry, but I lost them. I could say the dog ate them, but of course you would see right through that." "What do you mean 'you lost them! Are you trying to tell me you didn't save them, Moses?" "No, sir. I forgot." "Well, My Son always saves, Moses." "Yeah, I know. You told me that before. I was going to, but I forgot. I did send them to some people before I lost them though. " "And did you hear back from any of them?" "You already know I did." "What about the one guy who said he never uses 'shalt not'. Can he change the words a little bit?" "Yes, Moses. As long as he doesn't change the meaning." "And what about the guy who thought your stance was a little harsh and recommended calling them the Ten Suggestions or letting people pick one or two to try for a while?" "Moses, I'll act like I didn't hear that." "I think that means, 'no'. Well, what about the guy who said I was scamming him?" "I think that is spamming, Moses." "Oh, yeah. I e-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat that stuff and I have no idea how you can send it to someone through a computer." "And what he did say?" "You know what he said. He used Your name in vain. You don't think he might have sent me one of those plagues and that's the reason I lost those ten things, do you?" "They're called viruses, Moses." "Whatever! This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we just go back to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back taking them out and reading them each day, but I never lost them." "We'll do it the new way, Moses." "I was afraid you would say that, sir." "Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?" "You told me to hold up this rat and stretch it out toward the computer." "It's a mouse, Moses. Mouse! Mouse! And did you do that?" "No, I decided to try the technical support first. After all, who knows more about this stuff than you, and I really like your hours. By the way, sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark?" "No, Moses." "One other thing. Why didn't you name them frogs instead of mice, because didn't you tell me the thing they sit on is a pad?" "I didn't name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours a frog if you want to." "Oh, that explains it. Kind of like Adam, huh, sir? I bet some woman told him to call it a mouse. After all, wasn't it a woman who named one of the computers Apple?" "Say good night, Moses." "Wait a minute, sir. I am stretching out the mouse and it seems to be working. Yes, a couple of the ten things have come back." "Which ones are they, Moses?" "Let's see. 'Thou shalt not steal from any grave an image and 'Thou shalt not uncover thy neighbor's wife.' "Turn the computer off, Moses. I'm sending you another set of stone tablets. How does 'Same Day Air' sound? Watch ouuuuuut!!!!"

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