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It's Thursday, November 18, 2010

When I looked at the page count on Triangle B tonight, I was 
quite surprised. I had thought that probably 20% of the readers 
liked horses and would go have a quick look. I was way off in
my guessing. Not even one percent!

Worried, that you might fall in love with a horse like Thriller
and then be told by the landlord, that you can't keep horses
in your top floor apartment?

Well, I can't keep horses here either. I'd have the space, but
the ridiculously high water bills make it unthinkable. I still
enjoy seeing them, though, and never turn down an invitation
to go riding.

DearWebby

"Count your age with friends but not with years." --- Socratex "A true friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until lost." --- Chinese Proverb
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Principal Liz Seabury at Delmar Highschool, California Dear Webby Here is a great International Bonehead award candidate from my home town!! You really can't fix stupid...not even in high school principals! Cookie Principal forbids ambulance to drive on football field track Del Mar High School's principal is under fire after blocking an ambulance from driving onto the school's track to reach a 14-year-old who suffered a concussion during a football game. Emergency workers had to haul a gurney 75 yards downfield to where Keanu Gallardo lay after suffering a blow to his neck and helmet near the end of Del Mar's frosh-soph game on Oct. 29. The boy's mother, Josephine Amaya, is livid and waiting for a formal apology from the school and the Campbell Union High School District. She said her son has suffered from headaches and neck pain and is being watched for potential brain damage. It isn't clear whether the delay had any impact on Keanu's health, but medical experts say sometimes every second counts when a player, especially a teenager, is crumpled on the field with a head injury. Firefighters and paramedics were "clearly agitated and angry" about the decision to block the ambulance. "I'm aghast at the decision that was made," said Matthew Dean, a Campbell Union High School board member. "The answer is real simple. A field is replaceable. A child's life is not." Principal Liz Seabury said Monday that she was only following orders. "I was told not to let vehicles onto the field," she said. The Del Mar Dons were trailing Prospect 20-6 with minutes to go. Keanu dashed 10 yards when another player's helmet slammed into his neck. As he went down, he was hit again, this time on his helmet, witnesses said. With the wide tires used by today's ambulances, the track around the field or even the field itself would not have suffered any damage whatsoever. The pounds per square inch pressure is comparable to a lawn mower. ------------ I have seen the big BK117 twin jet high speed ambulance helicopters land on the high school soccer field across the street. On the ground, their 5 ton weight is carried on those pipes, that they use for skids. They never left a mark on the field. With a wheeled ambuance there would be even less legitimate concern. She probably just wanted to throw her weight around and needs to be replaced.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: David Re: Lost Firefox tabs and history Dear Webby I updated Crap Cleaner and ran it first thing after starting the computer, instead of as usual when I get close to locking up, and after that, when I started FireFox, all the previous tabs and history were gone! Is there a way to get them back? And what should I do to rpevent that? David --------------------- Dear David Crap Cleaner is not really intended to be run first thing, but as a rescue, when your RAM is too cluttered with crap. When you leave FireFox open, it won't touch any of it's tabs or history. If you run CrapCleaner, while FireFox is off, make 100% sure that you go into it's settings, Applications, and take ALL the checkmarks off the Firefox section, unless you want to hide your tracks. If you have those checkmarks on, neither your spouse nor the CIA can get your tabs and history back. Yes, I know, it causes a very sick and devastating feeling to loose all that. I found out the hard way too. So, either leave FireFox open, or go and make sure that those checkmarks are OFF. Have FUN! DearWebby
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has been bringing drawings home from kindergarten everyday since it started. Each day mother admires the pictures and hangs them on the refrigerator. One thing starts bothering her though. only uses black and browns for his drawings. Fearing a problem with her young child and not wanting to make it worse, she decides to take to a child psychologist. The psychologist delicately goes to work. He gives a battery of psychological tests. He chats with . Everything seems perfectly normal. Everyday for two weeks, the tests continue. Yet everyday, little continues to bring home drawings in only black and brown. Frustrated at not being able to get to the root of the problem and fearful that something is terrible wrong, the child psychologist decides to give little some paper and a box of crayons and observe what happens. opens the box of crayons and says "Oh WOW! A new box of crayons! At school we only have old boxes. The only ones left in mine are black and brown!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Start Christmas Cactus for Next Year's Gifts It is a little too late for this holiday season but you can get started for next year. I was in a store the other day and glanced at the price of their Christmas Cactus. To pay $134.00 for a gift that will cost me max $2.00 is crazy. If you start now, you can save. Take a piece of your own Christmas cactus and put it in a small pot (2 inch) with good potting soil. As the year goes on fertilize with liquid fertilizer once a month. Once it starts growing, repot to 3 inch and so on, but remember they do better root bound. By the holidays next year, you should have a good size plant(s) to give as gifts. By Katarinabell from Sunny Florida The secret for good growth and lots of blossoms with those is wind. They need the wind to pump moisture and nutrients up to the leaves. Just like trees, the more wind they get, the tougher and stronger they get. There is no need to bring them in because of a storm. To get them to look like this (Click through for larger picture), dad hangs them from post supported beams, that are 8 feet above ground, all frost free months, then in an unheated lean-to until a week or two before Christmas. Hanging them under the eaves or from balcony ceilings works well too. A single leaf broken off one around Christmas and suspended in a glass of water, will have created enough roots for successful potting around Valentines Day. Have FUN! DearWebby http://www.thriftyfun.com/ If you want to have sucess with small back yard or balcony farming with a minimal investment of time or money, check out Food Wealth. Avoid mistakes and focus on what works! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
Do you know the main difference between a violin and a viola ? A viola apparently burns longer.
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The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef. "Your veal parmigiana was superb," the customer said. "I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I ever had over there." "Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported."

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