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Good Morning,  !
It's Saturday, November 20, 2010

Got caught up with the shoveling. In the afternoon it warmed up
to -18 and the wind stopped. In the sun it was actually quite nice.
Now it's -22. Ice age is coming! It IS! I am not joking!
Judging by the warming and cooling cycles, just another 400
of these 35 year cycles, and we'll have the next ice age.
Wanna bet?

Have FUN!

"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats." --- Howard Aiken No kidding!
The doctor was examining a young model who was having tremendous pain in her side. "My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said. The woman became quite angry and said, "Don't try flirting with me, I just want to be examined, not complimented."
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What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went down to Busch Gardens on vacation and decided to take a ride on the Loch Ness Monster... As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go round again, but we went by so quickly that I couldn't see what the sign said. By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went round a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view." "And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked the visitor. "Yes," he said sheepishly, "Remain seated at all times!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a no longer fugitive guy in Fort Worth, Texas Driver jumps out of moving car during chase HOUSTON -- A man was arrested Monday after a wild police chase in North Texas. Police said it started in Fort Worth where an officer tried to make a traffic stop, but the driver took off instead. During the chase the suspect drove through grass and rear-ended another vehicle, but kept on driving all the way through the nearby town of Granbury, police said. He eventually jumped out of his moving vehicle, and then jumped over a nearby guard rail where he took off running before running out of steam and falling down. Thatís when officers jumped him, from the looks of it, feet first, and finally arrested the man. Investigators say the man ran because he was wanted for violating parole on a burglary charge. He now faces more charges, including evading arrest. Chase movie
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Deanna Re: MailWasher Key Dear Webby DEAR WEBBY I JUST DOWNLOADED MAILWASHER-PRO ON MY PC AND PAID WITH MY CREDIT CARE(VISA) AND IT HAS BEEN ACCEPTED BY MY BANK! BUT WHEN I CLICK ON THE ICON IT TELLS ME TO APUT IN THE REGISTRATION KEY, I WAS GIVEN, TO ACTIVATE THE SITE, WELL WHEN I DO, IT TELLS ME IT'S AN INVALID WHAT I DO NOW??? denna80 --------------------- Dear Denna Take the CAPS LOCK off and try again. Or better yet, copy and paste. Passwords and keys are case sensitive. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A tour bus load full of noisy tourists arrives at Runnymede, England. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta." A man pushing his way to the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?" "1215," answers the guide. The man looks at his watch and says, "Shoot! We missed it by a half hour!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Ask Guests to Bring Containers for Leftovers When we get together for a big dinner, holiday or such, I ask everyone who wants to take home leftovers to bring some containers from home. Either Tupperware or butter bowls. That way at the end of day I am not giving away my dishes. Source: Comes from frustration from trying to find disposable dishes at the end of the meal. By Micksgirl from Paducah, KY http://www.thriftyfun.com/ If you want to have sucess with small back yard or balcony farming with a minimal investment of time or money, check out Food Wealth. Avoid mistakes and focus on what works! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from her license. The instructor, a poice officer, emphasized that being on time was crucial and that the classroom doors would be locked when each session began. Just after one class started, someone knocked on the locked door. The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?" The student replied, "A cop was ahead of me in traffic and I had to do the speed limit all the way into town!"
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Two kids, aged 10 and 12 were sitting under a quilt on the couch watching television. Their mother joined them, and complained that there was not enough quilt for her. The 10 year old replied "That's because the quilt is in portrait not landscape!" And sure enough, when we turned the quilt to "landscape", they all fit under it quite nicely!

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