Getting rid of McAfee 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Sunday, November 21, 2010

Mother Nature is still rubbing it in, that the Gullible Warming 
hoaxers are klutzy con artists. 
Currently it is -20º, with the moon faintly visible behind a high
thin overcast. That indicates light snow. At this temperature
that is easy to take care off with a broom, if I get to it,
before anybody tramples it down. 

Have FUN!

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. --- Isaac Asimov A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. --- Thomas Mann
On the border of Kentucky and Tennessee there's a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Kentucky farmer, while the other half belongs to a Tennessee man. One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Tennessee man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to his house and calls his Kentucky neighbor. "There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side of the forest." "How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Kentucky farmer asked. "Well," the Tennessee man replied, "he's already chewed off three of his legs and he's still trapped."
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Anyone who's ever ridden in a cab in Washington DC knows they're some of the world's most brazen drivers. Oddly enough though, their current accident rate isn't all that bad. I asked one of the drivers one day the reason for that. "Easy," he said. "all the really bad drivers are already dead."
Thanks to Betty for this picture Click through the picture to the large version. "..doing the neighbor's driveway too.." What a great picture!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jennifer Lee Riojas, 25, Fort Worth, Texas Hospital Sex With Student Sinks Teacher NOVEMBER 18--A Texas science teacher charged with having sex with a male student first engaged in illicit conduct while the teen was hospitalized for an injury sustained during a high school football game. That’s just one of the creepy revelations in an arrest warrant filed against Jennifer Lee Riojas, 25, who was arrested yesterday for sexual assault of a child. Riojas is pictured in a mug shot taken after a prior drunk driving arrest. Riojas’s alleged involvement with the boy began last year when he was a 16-year-old sophomore at Fort Worth High School, where she worked as a ninth-grade teacher. The teen told cops that “once he got to know” Riojas, she would attend his football games and he “would spend his lunch period” in her classroom. After the student was injured last December during a game, Riojas visited him at Fort Worth Hospital. There, the boy told detectives, “they engaged in sexual intercourse” in his hospital bed. Subsequent sexual encounters occurred at local hotels, the victim recalled, adding that Riojas used a discount coupon when paying for one room. According to CNN, the poor "innocent child" turned her in to the police before he turned 18, when he found out she was pregnant.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Rae Re: Getting rid of McAfee Dear Webby love your helped me once before and hope you can help me again.... how do i get rid of mcafee antivirus plus....the one i did not pay for..... make it simple .. i'm old and only use the computer for my decorative painting sites and emails from other old people..... thanks rae --------------------- Dear Rae It is not a good idea to get rid of McAfee, but if that is indeed what you got talked into, you can go to the Control Panel, Add/Remove programs, and select McAfee. Personally, if somebody tried talking me into getting rid of McAfee, I would treat them the same way, as if they had tried to talk me into NOT locking the doors at night. Hopefully you got good back-ups! You WILL need them. Have FUN! DearWebby
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I gaze at the brilliant moon. The same one, I think to myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed. Suddenly, I imagine they appear beside me. I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right to die and wonder at the constancy of the human condition. I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come closest to Utopia and I show him a copy of the Constitution. I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic elements and I show him a periodic table. Then I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one. They gasp with wonder. We spend the rest of the night lighting farts.
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One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve." "Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?" "Adam, I now want you to caress Eve." "Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her. A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?" "Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve." "Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam. God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush. A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"
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Luce and Lisa were chatting over coffee. Luce said, "I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee. I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or sugar, or both, I get a stabbing pain in one eye." Luce took a sip of her coffee. "Owwwww!" he cried. "There it goes again!" Said Lisa, "Luce... take the spoon out of the cup."

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