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Good Morning,  !
It's Monday, November 22, 2010

"... from the Lakehead east over to Montreal they're getting rain, 
freezing rain, ice crystals and snow... something about an 
Alberta Clipper.."

That was the Chinook that took care of a lot of my leaves a week 
and a half ago. After loosing it's warmth while picking up
moisture across the prairies, when it collided with the even
colder and wetter Altantic air, it got nasty. Seems to have
spared Chicago this time.

Have FUN!

"Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." --- Suzie W. age 7 Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. -- Dale Carnegie
There was this man who had a dog which he was attempting to train, but alas had very little success. He was on the verge of despair when he happened across a very charismatic evangelist. He unburdened his soul to the preacher, who promptly informed him to leave the dog with him, and he would have it trained in a jiffy. The next day the man returns, and asks how the evangelist got on. The reply was positive, and the evangelist calls the dog to give a demonstration. Picking up a stick, he throws it and says, "Fetch." Instantly the dog takes off, grabs the stick and returns. The evangelist says, "Drop" and the dog drops the stick at his feet. "Roll over," and the dog rolls over. By this time the dog's owner is very excited, and asks if he can have a go. "Sure," replies the evangelist. "Heel!" says the owner and the dog lifts one paw, places it on the man's forehead and says, "I command this sickness to leave you..."
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In the faculty lounge of an elementary school some teachers were talking about reincarnation. One teacher remarked "If there's anything to the idea of reincarnation, I know what I'd like to come back as." "Oh, tell us what," said a couple of colleagues. "I'd like to come back," said the teacher, "as a really nasty childhood disease."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jennifer Lee Riojas, 25, Fort Worth, Texas Hospital Sex With Student Sinks Teacher NOVEMBER 18--A Texas science teacher charged with having sex with a male student first engaged in illicit conduct while the teen was hospitalized for an injury sustained during a high school football game. That’s just one of the creepy revelations in an arrest warrant filed against Jennifer Lee Riojas, 25, who was arrested yesterday for sexual assault of a child. Riojas is pictured above in a mug shot taken after a prior drunk driving arrest. Riojas’s alleged involvement with the boy began last year when he was a 16-year-old sophomore at Fort Worth High School, where she worked as a ninth-grade teacher. The teen told cops that “once he got to know” Riojas, she would attend his football games and he “would spend his lunch period” in her classroom. After the student was injured last December during a game, Riojas visited him at Fort Worth Hospital. There, the boy told detectives, “they engaged in sexual intercourse” in his hospital bed. Subsequent sexual encounters occurred at local hotels, the victim recalled, adding that Riojas used a discount coupon when paying for one room. According to CNN, the poor "innocent child" turned her in to the police before he turned 18, when he found out she was pregnant.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Rita Re: Ram or Monitor Dear Webby I am going to buy myself a brand new computer. I can't quite get my dream system and have to cut corners either on RAM or on monitor size. What is more important? Thanks Rita --------------------- Dear Rita Skimp on the RAM and get the best monitor you can. RAM shortage only leads to temporary annoyances, but a too small or too coarse monitor will lead to vision problems that are permanent. You can always get more RAM later, but you can't get better eyes. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A small group of people were watching from the sidewalk as a huge front-end-loader swiftly excavated the basement hole for a house and neatly stacked the dirt in a huge pile on the side. One of the people complained: "He is taking food out of the mouths of the children of good Union people! Instead of one capitalist getting rich in an hour, twenty Uninon men could earn a living in that hole with shovels and wheelbarrows for a whole month!" A bystander commented: "Yeah, or a whole year if they use tea spoons!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Flannel Sheets for a Warm Bed My most favorite way of keeping warm is to use flannel sheets on the bed. Apparently it's a good idea because my two dogs love it, too. I also purchased a electric heater that rolls easily from room to room, great money saver. By Carolyn from Springville, AL http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Flannel sheets retain moisture and even though they still feel cozy, don't have much insulating value, unless they are aired out frequently. Just draping the top sheets and cover over the footboard, so that they AND the bottom sheets are exposed to moving air for a few hours, is enough. You will notice the difference immediately. DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men and soon, the ship had left port and was steaming out of the channel. The ensign's efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck was abuzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting a destroyer under way. The ensign glowed at his accomplishment and was not all surprised when another seaman approached him with a message from the captain. He was, however, a bit surprised to find that it was a radio message, and he was even more surprised when he read, "My personal congratulations upon completing your underway preparation exercise according to the book and with amazing speed. In your haste, however, you have overlooked one of the unwritten rules -- make sure the captain is aboard before getting under way."
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Luce and Lisa were chatting over coffee. Luce said, "I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee. I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or sugar, or both, I get a stabbing pain in one eye." Luce took a sip of her coffee. "Owwwww!" he cried. "There it goes again!" Said Lisa, "Luce... take the spoon out of the cup."

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