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It's Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Gullible Warming has sunk to a new low: -30

This afternoon I took the front cover from the bottom of the fridge, 
so that now it is pumping the waste heat into the kitchen, 
instead of outside. It is not quite as energy efficient that
way, but if the cooling air on the hot grid gets below -30,
the newfangled freon substitutes stop working, and the freezer
will thaw out. I sure don't want to risk the berries and 
rhubarb, that I put in there during summer and fall!

Have FUN!
DearWebby


"If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable." --- Seneca
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."
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Fred was in the hospital recovering from a bypass operation. A member of his church's council came to visit. He said he brought greetings from the entire council and their wishes that he should recover soon and live a long and healthy life. Fred thanked him and said that was very nice. He was somewhat taken aback and said, "It's more than 'nice,' Father Fred. It was an official resolution ... passed by a vote of 14 to 12."
Thanks to Graham for sending these pictures by Martin Nyfeler Click through the picture to the large version. OOOPS! Click through the picture to the large version. Let's see who has more traction now! Click through the picture to the large version. We are going to fight on MY turf! Click through the picture to the large version. You leave Daddy alone! THUMP! oofffff... Apparently, when the kid cracked the crocodile's ribs, it let go of daddy's trunk.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Virginia Magana, 39, Erica Jimenez, 18 of Modesto, California Mother, Daughter, Teen Accused of Robbing Elderly Woman of Purse CALIFORNIA A mother, her daughter, and a 13-year-old girl face charges after a robbery of an elderly woman in a shopping center parking lot. The incident happened on Monday around 11:30 a.m. Police responded to the Target store in north Modesto for a purse snatching. A 74-year-old female was walking to a bus stop when a young female approached her from behind and yanked her purse off her shoulder. The juvenile ran to a waiting white Mazda that was occupied by several other subjects. As the vehicle sped away, it crashed into a nearby decorative rock and lost the front license plate. The vehicle continued to flee the scene, running over and killing a cat that was in its path. When officers arrived, they checked the license plate and identified the owner. They went to the residence and arrested Virginia Magana, a 39-year-old Modesto resident, when she arived home in that vehicle. Magana was taken into custody without incident. Investigators were able to identify two more suspects who were involved. They arrested Magana s daughter, 18-year-old Erica Jimenez, and a 13-year-old female Modesto resident. Police believe the women were actively looking for a victim when they found the 74-year-old elderly female. Virginia Magana faces charges of robbery, conspiracy, and hit and run. Erica Jimenez faces charges of robbery, conspiracy, and elder abuse. Both were booked into the Stanislaus County Public Safety Center. The 13-year-old female faces charges of robbery, conspiracy, and elder abuse. She was booked into the Stanislaus County Juvenile Hall.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Reba Re: Kid safe fun site Dear Webby Dear Webby Do you have an address for a site that is 100% child safe and still interesting enough to make them forget about fights, etc and that will keep them from straying into areas they are not supposed to go to? Thanks Reba --------------------- Dear Reba have a look at this animal: A Bisleponky ! Where can it be found ? In imagination ! Send them to the SwitchZoo at http://www.switchzoo.com/zoo.htm and let them combine parts of different animals to create new ones like the Bisleponky above. It's easy and it's a hoot, even for adults. The site is very well made and perfectly clean. Have FUN! DearWebby
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One evening, Joanne and two girlfriends went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, they felt old by comparison, but before they could make a dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached them. "Perhaps we were being a little hasty in leaving," Joanne thought. Then with a big smile, the man extended his hand to one of her friends and said, "Hello. Remember me? You taught me in third grade.
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Substitute Broth in Place of Milk I've recently found out I'm lactose intolerant. One of my greatest discoveries is all the ways I can use chicken, beef or vegetable broth in place of milk: mashed potatoes, gravies, soups, omelets, "creamed" dishes, etc. I use low sodium chicken broth most often. For mashed potatoes, I use chicken broth, soy or olive oil margarine, unflavored non-dairy creamer, pinch of salt, pepper and a dash of garlic powder. Even my picky husband likes them. For creamed dishes I'll use chicken broth and the creamer. The same for pancakes and biscuits. Experiment: you'll find the amounts and combination you like. Broths and creamer are inexpensive if you buy store brands and stock up when they're on sale. Bonus: Helps in weight loss. By Shirley from Sandusky, OH http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain. The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle, "Do you have a hammer?" A puzzled Mr. Tuttle went to the garage, and returned with a hammer. The doctor thanked him and went back into the bedroom. A moment later, he came out and asked, "Do you have a chisel?" Mr. Tuttle complied with the request. In the next ten minutes, Dr. Carver asked for and received a pair of pliers, a screwdriver and a hacksaw. The last request got to Mr. Tuttle. He asked, "What are you doing to my wife?" "Not a thing," replied old doc Carver. "I can't get my instrument bag open."
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Dina was driving down a highway and all of a sudden a cop sitting on the roadside turns on his flashing red lights. Upon seeing the red lights she pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the cop. When the cop gets there he says to the her, "Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30 mile an hour zone." Dina said, "No I wasn't. The sign back there said 43." To this the cop snaps back, "Lady, look ... that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and your doing 43 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour zone." Dina repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding. The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do. After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, "Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and with this old patrol car we'll never catch her there." That apparently was a recurring problem, and they renamed the 401, the TransCanada, to #1, and then to "Highway Of Heroes" to honor the troops we lost in Afghanistan. Highway of Heroes

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