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It's Saturday, November 27, 2010

Quite frequently people ask me about whether those 4-in-one 
flatbed inkjet printers are worth what they cost.
They are not.
For what they cost, you can get a very nice color laser,
that will last five to ten times as long, plus an el-cheapo
top-feed scanner.

You can run the fax right from Windows, even if you are
on dial-up, and anything you scan, you can print with the 
laser printer. There is your color copier.

The cost per page is much lower with a laser printer, and
you never have any ink dry up or go bad. They use a powder,
that is already dry, and have an auger in each powder cartridge
to make sure the powder does not settle and cake up during
extended periods of unused storage.

Have FUN!

A poem is never finished, only abandoned. --- Paul Valery Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. -- Laurence J. Peter
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking at me." "Why complain?" said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
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Tammy goes to the hospital desk and says she needs to see an upturn. The nurse says, "You mean 'intern'." "Whatever. I need to get a contamination." The nurse corrected her, "You mean an 'examination'." "Whatever. I think I need to go to the fraternity ward." Again, the nurse corrected her: "You mean the 'maternity' ward." "Upturn / Intern, contamination / examination, fraternity / maternity, WHATEVER ! All I know is that I haven't demonstrated in two months, and I think I'm stagnant !"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Nathan Alan Bramlage, 23 in Eugene, Oregon Phone call from police lobby leads to arrest EUGENE, Ore. (AP) - The young man apparently just wanted to phone his parents. But his mistake came when he made the call from the Eugene, Ore., police station lobby. Police say an officer working a desk assignment Wednesday recognized the man from surveillance footage of Tuesday's robbery of a Wells Fargo bank branch. The officer notified detectives, who arrested the man nearby. Police say 23-year-old Nathan Alan Bramlage was booked into the Lane County Jail for investigation of second-degree robbery and violating probation. Detective Ralph Burks tells the Register-Guard, "I just assume that he didn't believe that we'd recognize him."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carolyn Re: Can't click on links in mail Dear Webby, for some reason when I tried to click on any URL today, it won't work. I couldn't click to vote or click on Dianne's link. I sent this email to Yahoo and could vote for you there. Any idea why this won't work? I tried other mail and get the same thing, can't click onto URL's. Thanks for any help you can give - enjoy your letter each day. Carolyn --------------------- Dear Carolyn Since you can click OK while on Yahoo, it's not your computer's fault. It must be something to do with your embarqmail. Contact their support. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Sally is employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest and trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her. Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?" The man shrugged, "Yeah, well, that's the one and only fringe benefit I get these days for owning the company."
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Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her. Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage and things couldn't be better. Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears. Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"
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Mother: "Where is your dad ?" "Well," her son replied thoughtfully, "if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, then he's out canoeing. If he knows as little about it as I think he does, then he's out swimming."

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