Conservative vs Green 

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Green doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Green is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Green is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Green wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Greens demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Green non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Green demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative reads this, he'll tell his friends so they can have a good laugh.
A Green will demand this post be deleted because he's "offended".



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