Can you prevent hard drive crashes? 



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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jacory Phillips in Early County, Georgia Man caught when stolen car runs out of gas ALBANY, Ga. (UPI) -- Police in Georgia say they arrested a man after the new car he had stolen from the showroom floor at Five Star Nissan in Albany ran out of gas. Police arrested Jacory Phillips in Early County after receiving reports of a suspicious person begging for gas money, the Albany (Ga.) Herald reported. Police allege Phillips broke into the dealership Thanksgiving night and drove a 2011 Nissan Altima through the closed glass showroom doors. "He literally drove it off the showroom floor," said Albany Police Department spokeswoman Phyllis Banks. "He damaged the doors on the building and then fled the scene." Phillips was arrested a short time later when police were called to a gas station where he reportedly was begging for money to purchase fuel. "The reports are that he was asking people for money to buy some gas and that someone at the store reported the suspicious behavior," Banks said. Phillips has been charged and convicted of several petty crimes since 2007, including an incident in 2008 when he allegedly punched his mother.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Felix Re: Hard drive crash prevention Dear Webby, I seem to be losing a hard drive every two years or so, even though I run Windows defrag once a week. What else should I be doing? Felix --------------------- Dear Felix I asked the exact same question ten years ago, when I shelled out over $2000 to have the data recovered. So as not to get that guy at that drive recovery company in trouble, I won't mention which drive recovery company took over $2000 out of my pocket. He whispered to me to get DisKeeper. So I got DisKeeper. And I have not had a hard drive crash since. Considering how hard I work my machine 18 or more hours a day, every day, "no crash in 10 years" is the highest praise possible. If Windows defrag worked well enough, there would be no need for DisKeeper, or the two dozen imitations of it. If you don't want to lose another drive, better get DisKeeper Have FUN! DearWebby
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