AND function in Excel 

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Britta Re: Excel AND formula Dear Webby, My hubby printed out your letter and work and brought it home, because I do a lot of work with spreadsheets. I love the way you explain things, with the reason and logic, not just the how. Maybe you can explain how to use the AND function in formulas. It just does not make sense to me. Thanks Britta --------------------- Dear Britta The AND function does not stand alone, because it only returns a TRUE or FALSE, not a number. So you nest it inside an IF formula. IF [ (this is true AND that is true), then do ABC, else if not BOTH those tests are true, then do DEF ] And example would be: =IF(AND(B5 > 7, B5 < 10), P2,P3) It is a bit odd, that the AND is at the front, but that is because it has to be outside the bracket, that has the conditions. You can, of course, have more than just two conditions evaluated for true or not true. Only when ALL the conditions inside those re brackets are true, THEN the IF part uses the first choice, whatever is in P2. If any one of the conditons inside the red AND brackets is not true, then the IF uses the second choice, whatever is in P3. Have FUN! DearWebby
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