Computer power supply for electric fence 

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ben Re: Computer power supply for electric fence? Dear Webby, I need to electrify my garden fence to keep kritters out. Would the powersupply box from an old computer work for that? Ben --------------------- Dear Ben No, it wouldn't. What you need to do is the opposite. You have to increase the votage, but stil keep it reasonably safe. A thermostat transformer, that is CSA and UL approved, can handle the voltage produced, when it is connected backwards. If you connect it backwards, it produces 440 Volts. Put a little 1/4 Amp circuit breaker or fuse into the line from the plug to the transformer. Since the output will have four times the voltage, but only a quarter the current, that makes it child safe. You want it to be shocking, not killing. The breaker won't pop instantly, it will hold through the time it takes to scare an animal, but it WILL pop if a kid holds onto it on a dare. The current is also limited by the transformer itself. White plastic water pipe works well for insulating the high voltage line from the transformer to the fence and for fence posts. Have FUN! DearWebby
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