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It's Thursday, December 30, 2010

Sure was winterly today! Blizzard and fog and -15 to -18. None
of that gullible warming here, just old-fashioned winter. I envy
those of you in Australia and New Zealand, who can swim in
the lakes and rivers, instead of walking on them. 
Just be careful not to make it look like fun, or the fuddy-duddies
will send the cops out after you! See today's Bonehead

Have FUN!

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"A man is only as old as the woman he feels." --- Groucho Marx The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. --- Lucille Ball Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. --- John Russell
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
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A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety." Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing: "Bill Jones having gone to see his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to 3 teenagers in Ipswitch, Australia Dogooders freaking about teens matressing on river IPSWICH, Australia (UPI) -- Australian police said three teenagers were charged with public nuisance after attempting to float down a river on air mattresses. Police said two 17-year-olds and an 18-year-old were arrested after getting onto the flood augmented Bremer River in Ipswich and attempting to float to Brisbane, a distance of more than 18 miles, on inflatable bed mattresses, the Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported. Investigators said they received 10 emergency calls about the teens, who were captured about 9 miles from where they started. Police said the teens were arrested for the "foolish and dangerous" stunt and will appear in court on public nuisance charges. Whenever the drought ends, like it just did, the Bremer River has enough water, so that the 18 mile journey can be completed all on water. They couldn't call out the Navy, even though the teens appeared to be enjoying themselves, because the water in the river is not deep enough for the navy, however, some officers apparently waded out and captured and arrested them. Unlike NorthAmerica, where tubing, mattressing and white-water rafting is popular, in that part of Australia it seems to be too much like having fun and is frowned upon.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Martha Re: Finding my IP number Dear Webby How do I find out what IP number my ISP has assigned to me ? Thanks Martha Dear Martha You can go to and I will instantly show you your IP address. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked impressed. "Gee," he asked, "How do you start a flood?"
Daily tip from Recycling Poinsettias The holidays are all done and the pretty poinsettias are put away. My church had decorated the stage area with these beautiful 3 foot high poinsettias. I called my church to ask what they were going to do with them after the celebrations were over. I was told that after January 6, I could take my pick. I hauled off 5 of the wonderfully colorful plants and spaced them around my lanai. What does your church do with the plants and flowers that they decorate the church with? By soyzicks from HI Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
Once when I was a teenager and I had to have an emergency operation, Pop was there and was watching every move the doctor made. At one point he asked, "What's that?" The doctor explained, "This is an anaesthetic. After he gets this he won't know a thing." "Save your time, Doc," Pop explained, "He don't know nothing now."
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As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed a Million years ago when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep." From the cabin, a passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the freeway!"


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