Good Morning,  !
It's Saturday, January 1, 2011
Happy New Year,  !

If you need some New Year's cards, go to http://dawna.com



Have FUN!
DearWebby



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"The only limits are, as always, those of vision."
--- James Broughton


A friend was laid up at home with the flu.

His fiancee called and volunteered to come over and fix
dinner and play nursemaid to him. He declined, not wanting
to pass on the flu to her.

"Okay honey", she told him, "I'll wait till after we get married.
Then we can spend the rest of our lives making each other sick!"



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Five-year-old Bobbie was alarmed when he heard a lot of
car horns honking enthusiastically.
"People beep their horns when a couple is getting married,"
his mother explained.

"Why?" he asked. "As a warning?"


Thanks to Christine in Australia for this picture of 
December flowers.


Click through the picture to the large version.

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
goes to a 41 year old woman in Callaway, Florida

Wife beats hubby with a rock
CALLAWAY — A woman was arrested Wednesday morning for beating 
her husband with a rock, claiming she didn’t want him to smoke a 
cigarette because of his poor health.

“A woman can only take so much,” she told a deputy.

According to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report, the 
couple’s 18-year-old daughter called 9-1-1 about 11:31 a.m. 
Wednesday when she saw her mother beating her father with 
a rock.

A deputy said that, when they arrived at the scene off North 
Lakewood Drive, he saw the victim sitting “Indian fashion” on 
the ground in front of the residence; he was hunched over 
with his hands over his head, trying to protect himself. His 
wife was standing behind him. She kicked him in the hip 
and was using a rock to hit him in the head, the report said.

A deputy told the 41-year-old woman to get off her husband 
a few times, but she continued to strike him and scream at 
him, telling him “to give her the cigarettes,” the report said.

The man, age 51, had cuts and bruises, including a bleeding 
laceration on the top of his right wrist, the report said.

Both husband and wife told deputies they had been suffering 
with the flu recently and had not felt well. The night before, 
they got into an argument and the woman scratched her 
husband’s face, the report said. When he mentioned going 
outside to smoke a cigarette that morning, the wife became 
angry and told him “he did not need to be smoking since he is 
sick,” according to the report.

She followed him outside and began to argue with him, then 
jumped on him and began hitting him in the head with “a small 
ceramic bird,” the report said. She grabbed other items to hit him, 
finally picking up a rock.

The man refused treatment by EMS. He said “he knew how to take 
care of himself,” the report said.

The woman was charged with aggravated battery domestic violence. 
She said she had been dealing with “a lot of (expletive)” for some 
time and “a woman can only take so much,” the report said.

She said she was upset because he had the flu and she told him 
not to smoke, but he went outside and smoked anyway. She added, 
“A person can only take so much before they snap,” the report said.

Told what she was being charged with, she responded, 
“Yeah, I hit him with the rock,” according to the report.

The rock was submitted into evidence.


From the Tech Support Pits:
From: Ellen
Re: How difficult are postcard sites?

Dear Webby
I loved getting all those gorgeous postcards for Christmas
and New Year. How difficult is it to make and run a postcard
site?

I learned HTML from that link on the left side in one day and
can put together a recipe page faster than writing it down
by hand. So, what is all involved?
Ellen

Dear Ellen
For people, who don't run screaming and sniveling to hide
behind their mother's apron, when they hear HTML mentioned,
it's really easy.
Most of it is done with pre-made templates, that you dress
up and decorate. Not a big deal at all.
Where you do need a bit of basic HTML is for putting in the
names of your card pictures. As you probably found out, 
pictures are easy and nothing to freak out over.

The templates and the service of storing, sending and 
delivering the cards is not free any longer.We used to have
a Free Basic service, but that just created unfair competition
to people, who put in some honest work to build big sites.
Since last summer the PRO service is $12 a month or $96
per year. That works out to 26 cents per day. That seems to 
be just enough to keep Millions of kids on hotmail from 
stealing your thunder, and your visitors.

Have FUN!
DearWebby



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A Russian cosmonaut has an emergency during his
reentry into earth's atmosphere and his space
craft crash lands in the Australian bush, way out
in the middle of nowhere. After what seems like an
eternity, he wakes up in a hospital. He sees a
very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse
approaching him as he lay in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep
sense of resignation and fear.

"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here
yister-die.

Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com
Pack Up Christmas For New Years
New Year's Christmas decorations usually make me a little 
sad. So this year I have decided to make a new tradition. 
Throughout the week between Christmas and New Year's, 
we are taking down some of the decorations we have throughout 
our home, and ceremoniously storing them away.

On New Year's Eve we will slowly take down our tree, counting 
down as we go! This would be great for children to participate in. 
We obviously don't go out and party on New Year's Eve. We 
usually stay at home with some food trays, and watch the 
festivities on TV. This way, we are "prepared" for the New Year 
to come! :D

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A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring and baggy
clothes was overheard telling a friend,
"I don't really like to dress like this, but it keeps my
parents from dragging me everywhere with them."



Ophelia Dingbatter's News

No sermon here and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun 
for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. 
If you subscribe, look for the double-opt-in confirmation request.


A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made
a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.

"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.

"It's okay, Dad" the boy said. "The police car right behind
us did the same thing."




Wishing everyone Peace of Mind, Heart, Friends, Families & Foes.
Dianne





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