Awkward USB socket location 

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Just like the phone numbers or the zip or postal code, each section
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Vera P Re: Awkward USB sockets Dear Webby, Why do they put the USB ports at the most awkward spots at the BACK of a computer? I curse those morons every time I have to crawl under my desk with a flashlight to plug something in. Could I drill a hole in the front and glue that silly plug in there? Vera P Dear Vera There is a much better solution. Get yourself a 4, 6, 8 or 10 port USB hub and a 10 foot high speed USB cable, and a little strip of double-sided tape. Plug the cable into the computer and snake it up to the monitor. With 10 feet of cable you should be able to route it in a way so that it doesn't look too messy or get in the way. Then plug the USB hub into it and glue the hub to the side of the monitor in a way so that the OUT ports of the hub are facing towards you. Now you can plug and unplug things without bashing your head against the underside of your desk. Have FUN! DearWebby
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