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It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. --- Walter Bagehot If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience. --- George Bernard Shaw Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. --- Evan Esar
Chris: Why did you sell that brand new pressure cooker at your yard sale? Cindy: It may look like a pressure cooker to you, but in the hands of my husband, it's a secret weapon. Last Sunday, he shot a pot roast into outer space!
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After much urging by his wife, Uncle Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket. An hour later Uncle Joe returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other. "Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The worst part was getting the cow to sit on that silly three-legged stool!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to burglars in Sacramento, California Car was too small for stolen TV SACRAMENTO (UPI) -- Authorities in California said a trio of would-be TV thieves were foiled by the small size of their intended getaway car. Sacramento police said the burglars took the TV from a Sedley Court home about 4 p.m. PST Sunday and left the large set on the sidewalk when it would not fit in their Lexus, The Sacramento Bee reported . Police said information from a neighbor who witnessed the incident led them to trace the Lexus to a 19-year-old man, whom police did not identify. The man was arrested on suspicion of possession of stolen property and officers were searching for two alleged accomplices, police said.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ann Re: Snip URL not working Dear Webby, That SnipURL for that $299 XP machine did not work. Can you send the long URL? Thanks, Ann Dear Ann That's just MSN messing with your head. Other MSN users wrote with the same roblem. Whenever that happens, just go to the online copy of the Humor Letter at They can't mess with that. Here is the long URL for that machine: ... vostro-230 Have FUN! DearWebby
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Before Bill's daughter went off to college, he took her on a vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented a car. They visited the Royal Gorge Bridge, which is more than 1000 feet above the Arkansas River. Walking out onto the bridge, he noticed it swaying in the wind. Then a car went past them, and the wood-plank roadway moved beneath their feet. "I don't think I want to drive the car across this bridge," he finally said. "What are you worried about?" his daughter replied. "It's a rental."
Daily tip from Freezing Lemon and Lime Juice My husband and I are big on being frugal. It began out of necessity, but now it is like second nature to us. To save a few cents (and every cent helps) in the kitchen, we buy lemons and limes when they are marked down. We've learned that, in some recipes, a lime works as well or better than a lemon! So we take the fruit home and juice them for future recipes. We put the juice in an ice cube tray or muffin pan. Ice cube trays are good for making a tablespoon or two. Muffin pans will make a bigger amount. Fill the tray, and pop it in the freezer. When they are frozen, take them out of the trays, stack them in a zip lock with a bit of wax paper between each, and put them back in the freezer. The next time a recipe calls for a tablespoon of lemon juice, we just reach for the freezer! And as a bonus, we can put some of the rind in the garbage disposal to freshen it! By su554 Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
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John Paul II died and went to heaven. St Peter met him at the gate and said: "John Paul, you did such a wonderful job for us on earth, we'd like to do something special for you. You name it; it's yours." John Paul thought for a moment and said: "I'd like a private audience with the Holy Mother." St Peter told him it would be arranged. On the appointed day, St Peter escorted John Paul to the Holy Mother's sanctuary. John Paul went before Her, knelt, and said: "Holy Mother, I've always looked to You for guidance, and You have granted me peace and serenity through some difficult times. But I have one question that has nagged me during my whole time on earth. In all the paintings that were done of you, and in all the sculptures that were carved of you, you always looked so sad. Why is that?" Mary thought for a moment, pursing her lips. Then she said: "I always wanted a girl."

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