How to quickly wipe a CD 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Saturday, January 8, 2011

I was supposed to go to the bank and the post office today, but
stayed home, because Shaw had promised to come and hook me
up to cable at five times the speed I get now, and at a quarter the 
monthly cost. 

Well, they didn't find the town. When I called them just before 
5pm, they admitted that they had gone to Drumheller instead,
and hung a notice on somebody's door knob, when I was not 

That's 200 km (125 Miles) North-East from here.

They promised that somebody will call me some day and make 
a new appointment.

Have FUN!

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A bride called to make a change to her wedding registry. It is common, almost expected, that a bride will change some- thing on her registry at least once (dishes, color of towels, etc.). The Customer Service Rep told her that J.C. Penney would be happy to make the change. He asked if the bride wanted to change the dishes or the linens or the crystal... The bride said, "No, no, keep all the important stuff the same. I just want to change the name of the groom."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Marc Steven Synnestvedt, 39 Utah Bank Robber Unable To Tell Wright From Wrong According to the FBI, Marc Steven Synnestvedt robbed a Salt Lake City bank on New Year’s Eve. Agents arrived at this conclusion after a teller chased the robber out into the parking lot and began fighting with him. During the tussle, the robber’s jacket was pulled off. Inside, investigators discovered a wallet with several pieces of ID bearing Synnestvedt’s name. Before opting to take the money and run, Synnestvedt, 39, allegedly handed a teller a note that read, “GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU, WRIGHT HERE WRIGHT NOW,” according to a criminal complaint
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Harold Re: Wipe CDs Dear Webby, We have to keep the old CD's of some software to prove we didn't skip any upgrades or use pirated copies. Unfortunately it isn't very stable and needs to be re-installed now and then. The problem is that people rarely put them back right away and then the next person grabs the previous update and installs that. You can imagine the mess. Is there an absolutely 100% guaranteed way to wipe a CD so that the data on it can never be re-used, but that keeps the printed face reasonably intact ? Harold Dear Harold 5-10 seconds in a Microwave will give you a cute miniature lightning show and an almost psychedelic finish on the data side of the CD. It will NOT be usable ever again. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Driving to a new restaurant, Judy took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?" "I thought you knew where you were going," he replied. "You always know where we're going when I'm driving."
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Although born to a Catholic family, Chester had always wanted to be Jewish. As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge and go through the formal conversion process. He studied Judaism all semester. Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete the conversion. On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi's office, ready to begin. The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but before I give you the test, I must discuss my fee, It's $5,000." "$5,000!" exclaimed Chester, "That's too much money! I am just a poor student and nobody helps me with this. How about $500?" "Congratulations, you pass." said the Rabbi.

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