How to quickly wipe a CD 



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Good Morning,  !
It's Saturday, January 8, 2011

I was supposed to go to the bank and the post office today, but
stayed home, because Shaw had promised to come and hook me
up to cable at five times the speed I get now, and at a quarter the 
monthly cost. 

Well, they didn't find the town. When I called them just before 
5pm, they admitted that they had gone to Drumheller instead,
and hung a notice on somebody's door knob, when I was not 
there.

That's 200 km (125 Miles) North-East from here.
Mapquest

They promised that somebody will call me some day and make 
a new appointment.

Have FUN!
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Harold Re: Wipe CDs Dear Webby, We have to keep the old CD's of some software to prove we didn't skip any upgrades or use pirated copies. Unfortunately it isn't very stable and needs to be re-installed now and then. The problem is that people rarely put them back right away and then the next person grabs the previous update and installs that. You can imagine the mess. Is there an absolutely 100% guaranteed way to wipe a CD so that the data on it can never be re-used, but that keeps the printed face reasonably intact ? Harold Dear Harold 5-10 seconds in a Microwave will give you a cute miniature lightning show and an almost psychedelic finish on the data side of the CD. It will NOT be usable ever again. Have FUN! DearWebby
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