BitTorrent Interference 

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It's Sunday, January 9, 2011

Thank you, Gerard!
Thank you Richard!

We had a wicked blizzard today. Snow devils moved down the
whole length of the football field across the street in 1 1/2 seconds.
The wind was 60, gusting to 75, and the Gullible Warming
manifested itself as rather rude chilling. Got another big snow
drift beside the garage, but as long as the tall wheelie bin still
sticks out a bit, I am looking at it as more of a photographic
challenge than a shoveling chore. It is supposed to get clear
and sunny on Tuesday.

Have FUN!

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jonothan Ray Gonsalez, of Box Elder, Montana Man with warrants gives false name during traffic stop - of guy who was also wanted GREAT FALLS, Mont. - Authorities say a man who had three outstanding warrants for his arrest gave officers a false name during a traffic stop but ended up in custody anyway because that man was also wanted. Court records say that during a traffic stop Monday in Great Falls, Jonothan Ray Gonsalez, of Box Elder, told police that his name was Timothy Michael Koop Jr. Because he looked like a potentially illegal immigrant, it is not politically correct to ask him for ID. Only citizens and tourists get asked for ID. The officer learned a man by that name was wanted in Hill County and arrested him. Police say a search of Gonsalez after his arrest turned up half a gram of methamphetamine in his jacket pocket and he was charged with criminal possession of dangerous drugs. The Great Falls Tribune reports Gonsalez gave his real name on Tuesday, so a charge of issuing a false report to law enforcement was added.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Arturas Re: BitTorrent Dear Webby, Two questions. Thanks for the help. Arturas One: Avast sent this message: Avast! has detected a secure connection from your mail program (process BitTorrent.exe) to the POP server ( This type of connection cannot be checked for viruses. Please disable SSL/TLS in your mail client so that the Mail Scanner can scan your mail. The Mail Scanner will provide the SSL/TLS security itself. So should I follow this instruction or ignore it. Two:I got this error message today - repeatedly. Any idea off the top of your head what this is? Could it be that the processor needs to be cleaned on this laptop? OS: Windows XP Home Edition, SP3 CPU: GenuineIntel, Intel P6 (Model 13), MMX @ 1733 MHz Application data: VmVyc2lvbjogV2xGQlhVSlFWRlphUkU1RFJrTlZKQ2xTT3lRN1ZpQXN...... ....... Dear Arturas BitTorrent is a peer-to-peer file sharing protocol used for distributing large amounts of (usually pirated) music and movies. Somebody else is in control of your computer and installed that, so that they can use your computer as a relay for distributing their stuff. While you got the back door wide open, expect all kinds of weird stuff. It may be a relatively friendly (voluntarily installed) installation of BitTorrent, but somebody left the back door open. Back up your data. The bad guys did, but they are not likely to help you. Then do whatever is necessary, to regain control of your machine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Zeb absolutely hated his wife Susan's dog decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the dog was walking up the driveway. The next day, he decided to drive the dog 40 blocks away and the same again. Driving back up his driveway, there was the dog! He kept taking the dog further and further and the darn dog would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the dog there. Hours later, the Zeb called home to Susan: "Susan, is the dog there?" "Yes", the Susan answered..."why do you ask?" Frustrated, Zeb answered: "Send him to fetch me. I'm lost and need directions!"
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One day at lunchtime at a restaurant near the college I saw three students hard at work on their calculators. Surprised that they had received such an obviously intersting problem to keep them working at it even during lunch time, I asked them what their assignment was. One girl looked at me and replied, "We're figuring out how many days until spring break."
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Little Bobbie went to a church conference with his parents.. He got restless, so his mother dug into her voluminous purse and found him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the preacher said the word "and." After a while, he grew bored, and she asked, "Do you want to listen for a different word?" "Yes," he said, none too quietly, "I want to hear 'AMEN!!!'."

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