Non PDF invoices 

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It's Monday, January 17, 2011

A beautiful, clear moon, silver reflections off the mountains
in the West, but at -22, I am not really tempted to go for a walk
right now. It's supposed to warm up in the afternoon. I'll try
and sneak out for a bit then.

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A man realizes he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he is unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asks the clerk. "That depends," says the salesman. "They run from $2 to $6,000." "Let's see the $2 model," the customer says. The clerk puts the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he says. "How does it work?" the customer asks. "For $2, it doesn't work," the salesman replies. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."
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A mother had three very active boys. One afternoon, she was playing cops and robbers with them in the back yard. One of the boys "shot" his mother and yelled, "Bang! You're dead!" She slumped to the ground and when she didn't get up right away, a neighbor ran over to see if she had been hurt in the fall. When the neighbor bent over, the overworked mother opened one eye and said, "Shhh. Don't give me away. It's the only chance I've had to rest all day."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Crystal Lashanna Staples, 29, in Gainesville, Florida Burglar bleached victim's clothes GAINESVILLE, Fla. (UPI) -- Police in Florida said a burglar piled up clothing in her victim's home and poured bleach on the garments. Gainesville police said Crystal Lashanna Staples, 29, told them she broke a window at the residence of Reagan Brown but used a key to enter the home at 7:15 a.m. EST Monday, The Gainesville (Fla.) Sun reported Wednesday. S taples was arrested a couple of hours later. Investigators accuse Staples of stealing $650 worth of items, including two bags, a phone and keys, from the home. They allege she piled up $1,000 worth of clothes belonging to Brown and doused them in bleach. Staples, who has previous convictions for forgery, escape and grand fraud, was charged with burglary, grand theft and criminal mischief. Police said they were working to determine whether Staples and Brown were previously acquainted.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Harold Re: Invoices that are not PDF Dear Webby, We are doing our invoices as PDF files so that supposedly they can not be changed later. Well, nowadays there are lots of free programs, that can edit and even create PDF files. To add insult to injury, the PDF files take an awful lot of space and it wastes a lot of time making them. How do big companies handle that? Harold Dear Harold We post invoices in passworded folders on the web that can be viewed only by the person who gets an email link to their invoice. The email also carries the password. The invoice on the web can be printed by the clients, but they can not change things on them. Since on invoices the fancy header and the footer with the small print stays the same for every invoice, we have those parts on the net in two include files. Those are called by every invoice. There is no need to have those parts again and again separately for each invoice. The only thing the actual invoice file carries, is what is actually different for that particular invoice. And that is just a very tiny HTML file, typically 2-3 KB. By contrast, in PDF format the same invoice would take about 300 KB. If you use HTML invoices like that, then you can generate the fresh "content" that goes between the unchanging header and footer with any program you want, as long as it can make or fake an HTML table. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Two Irish farmers bought a truckload of watermelons at the docks, paying one dollar apiece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the SAME price ($1) they'd paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realize they'd ended up with no more money than they'd started with. "See!" said one. "I told you we shoulda got a bigger truck."
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After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV. No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her doorbell rang. There stood her date. He took one look at her and gasped, "I gave you an extra two hours --and you're still not ready?"
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A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife who whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house." "Not in the House," her husband says. "In the Senate, yes, my dear, but not in the House."

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