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It's Wednesday, January 19, 2011

That cartoon yesterday was not about the 2 Billion peaceful
Muslims, who get along just fine. It was about Islamist 
Extremists, who try to give the Muslims a bad name.
There IS a difference!

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"Happiness is a way station between to little and too much." --- Channing Pollock "It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised. The mosquito is swatted." --- Mary O'Connor
Bill decided to stop worrying about his wife's driving and took advantage of it. He got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 toll number on it. At $1 a call, her driving will have earned her a new car by Mother's Day.
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Ms Myrna from the Department of Motor Vehicles finally retired (-to everybody's great relief-). She had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died. But until now, she'd never even been out of the country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it would take to have one issued. "You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport clerk. "Raise your right hand, please." The old gal raised her right hand. "Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?" was the first question. Myrna's face paled and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, "But you ARE giving me back my shot gun for that job, right?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Amy Bobkovich, 38 in Lorraine, Ohio Woman got 3 speeding tickets in one hour A Lorain woman received three speeding tickets in an hour on Saturday night. Sheffield Village Police Chief Larry Bliss tells Fox 8 News, Amy Bobkovich, 38, received the first ticket at 11:40 p.m., for driving 55-mph in a 35-mph zone on East River Road. Ten minutes later she was ticketed on East River Road by a different officer for once again driving 55-mph in a 35-mph zone. Chief Bliss says at 12:43 a.m. Sunday, Bobkovich received her third speeding ticket for driving 51-mph in a 35-mph zone. That ticket was issued on Detroit Road. Bliss says the officers issuing Bobkovich's second and third tickets were aware of the citations she had received earlier in the night, but her speeding did not warrant an arrest. They let her continue driving, probably hoping to make it five a night, but she seems to have made it to her destination without getting caught again.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Shirley Re: No File Association Found Dear Webby I receive emails and when I click them the following statement comes on: This file does not have a program associated with it for performing the action. Create an association in the FOLDER OPTIONS control panel. I do not know how to do this. Could you please help me. Thank you Shirley Dear Shirley Open a File Explorer Tools Folder Options File Types Scroll down to the mystery extension, and associate a suitable program for it. Depending on what it is, you may have to download and install a suitable program first. Of necessary, you can select "Search the Web" to find a suitable program. However, it would be a good idea to first read up on what that extension is all about, and whether it is a safe or a malicious file type. Have FUN! DearWebby
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farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits on the sidewalk in the sun outside the class and can't stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees sitting outside laughing. He says, " what are you doing sitting here laughing?" says, "I farted in class and the teacher threw me out." The principle says, "Well then, why are you laughing?" says, "Cause they are sitting in the classroom smelling my fart, while they put me outside in this beautiful, clean and fresh air and sunshine."
Daily tip from Homemade Muffins for Breakfast Find a good basic muffin recipe and play with it. Experiment with different kinds of flour or combinations of flour. Use different nuts, fruits, coconut, spices, etc. Freeze the baked muffins and warm one a day in the microwave for breakfast. My current muffin is a combination of whole wheat and soy flour, pecans, molasses, ginger, cinnamon, baking powder, canola oil, coconut, Splenda, brown sugar, vanilla yogurt, blueberry applesauce, eggs, skim milk, and skim milk. They are delicious and cheaper than Vitamuffins, although I do love Vitamuffins. By Susannl from St. Cloud, FL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
For the first time in many years, an old man travels from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stops at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. He hands the attendant $1.50 and comments, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents." "Well, sir," the attendant replies, "you're really going to enjoy yourself. We have color and sound now!"
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Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food-preparation area. It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING. Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders, and they had an idea: They could sit on the boulders and watch! This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to television and remote controls."

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