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It's Thursday, January 20, 2011

It was interesting to see how the US Senate shrugged off the
245 to 189 House vote against Socialist Medicare. "Awww, that's
just the people. They don't count."

I have a hunch, that is going to come back and bite them in 
the rear.

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Because of an ear infection, , had to go to the pediatrician. The doctor directed his comments and questions to in a professional manner. When he asked , "Is there anything you are allergic to?" nodded and whispered in his ear. Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to 's mother. She tucked it into her purse without looking at it. As the pharmacist filled the order, he remarked on the unusual food-drug interaction must have. 's mother looked puzzled until he showed her the label on the bottle. As per the doctor's instructions, it read, "Do not take with broccoli."
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Two women were being shown through the zoo, and their guide halted before the ostriches to explain: "Now this, ladies, is a very unusual bird. Even though it's eyes are bigger than it's brain, it can see very little and can digest practically anything." "Goodness," exclaimed one of the women. "Wouldn't THAT make an ideal husband !"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Robert Charles Fleming II, 25, in Butler, PA Long test drive BUTLER, Pa. Authorities are looking for a western Pennsylvania man they say is taking too long a test-drive. Police say 25-year-old Robert Charles Fleming II never came back after he took a 2005 Chevrolet pickup from a Butler County used car dealership on Tuesday. Butler Township police say Fleming left behind a copy of his driver's license in return for the keys. They have filed theft and related charges against him. Lyndora Auto Sales owner Kenny Galvan tells the Beaver County Times that it's the first time the dealership has had a car stolen in its 26 years in business.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Brenda Re: Mail doesn't get through Dear Webby Some of the people we write to say they don't get our mail, and some say that they either don't get our mail or they accidentally find it among old mail. What would cause that ? Brenda Dear Brenda That sounds like you have the wrong date, wrong time zone, or wrong AM/PM selected. Because many spammers use that trick to sneak unseen into the previous days pile of mail and hope to be read when you come upon an un-answered mail later, some spam filters look for that trick and dump mail with incorrect dates. However, even if your mail is not auto-dumped, it becomes nearly as invisible, if it is stashed in the previous day's pile. Most likely you have selected a wrong time zone or date. Correct that, and send me a test mail. Have FUN! DearWebby
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"I'm applying for that mechanic's job you had advertised in this morning's paper," the fellow told the garage owner. "Well, what are your qualifications? have you had any mechanical experience with cars?" "Well, of course. I'm the fellow who used to put part 232-B-4976 onto all the cars at Ford." "Well, how come you aren't there any more?" "I had a little tough luck." "Tough luck?" "Yeah, I dropped my wrench one day and by the time I ot it back, I was twenty-seven cars behind."
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A rancher applied for a loan at a bank. "How much do you want to borrow?" asked the loan interviewer. "Twenty-five thousand dollars." "All right, but you'll have to show security. How many bulls do you have on your ranch?" "Two hundred." "That should be enough security. The loan is approved." Several months later the rancher returned to the bank to repay the loan. "Here's your money," he declared, peeling off bills from a huge bankroll. "Well, sir, let me congratulate you on your sudden prosperity," said the interviewer, eyeing the bankroll. "And for safety's sake, may I suggest you eposit that extra money in our bank?" Staring at him coldly, the rancher asked, "How many bulls do you have?"
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My friend's preparations for a visit from her children in- cluded a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind her, "My children are in their 20s, and I'm still giving them money. When does it end?" "I'm not sure I'm the one to ask," the man said while glancing uncomfortably at a paper in his hand, "I'm here to deposit a check from my mother."

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