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It's Saturday, January 22, 2011

Was the Delta IV launch on Thursday Li'l Lucy upstaging 
Charlie Brown?

The Chinese staged the long awaited maiden flight of their
high tech J-20 stealth fighter to coincide with the visit of Defense 
Secretary Robert Gates, but claimed it was just a coincidence,
and a visit by some burocrat was no reason to postpone
a big event like that. 

Right. Same as the launch of the Delta IV just when Chinese 
President Hu Jintao is visiting Washington.
Just a coincidence. After all, it just carried a 
"better than hubble instrument" to assist with drone 
deployment in the Far East.

With the J-20 there was speculation, that the Chinese Air
Force wanted to show it's independence from the civilian
government. It is doubtful, that the US Airforce tried to cast
a message like that. It is much more likely just following
orders and playing their part in crude sandbox diplomacy.

Hu's visit to Ottawa was totally different.
In exchange for China stopping the ban on Canadian Beef
Harper stopped stopped being in a snit and stopped all the 
hostile bitching about Human Rights in China, 

And in exchange for designating Canada as an approved 
travel destination he agreed to keep Epoch Times and 
New Tang Dynasty (Chinese Media Conglomerates associated
with Falun Gong) from the news conference.

The left wing parliamentary press gallery refused to coopeate,
so Harper told them to stuff the press conference where the 
sun don't shine, and they went for a private beer instead.

Totally different level of diplomacy.Canada might even buy 
some J-20s. They could come in handy for counting the 
polar bears Those ARE getting a bit out of hand in some 
areas and hunting quotas had to be increased.

Have FUN!

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Wendy Re: Change laptop keyboard Dear Webby The keyboard on my laptop is getting too badly worn and erratic. How difficult is it to replace the keyboard? Wendy Dear Wendy It's actually quite easy. You need two tools: an old-fashioned thin razor blade and a small phillips screwdriver. You use the razor blade or a very thin knife to pry up the bezel around the keyboard. That reveals two or three tiny screws. Remove those and save them in a cup. Now you can lift up the keyboard on the side where the screws were. That releases it on the opposite side. Unplug the ribbon cable(s) that connect the keyboard and connect them to the new keyboard. Stick the new keyboard in under the latches opposite the screws, wiggle it down and secure it with the screws. Put the bezel back onto it. That may require a bit of fiddling. It will snap in only when it is perfectly lined up. That's all there is to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign hanging on the door knob that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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