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Good Morning,  !
It's Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Groundhog Day!
No groundhog is going to show here on Groundhog Day this year.
No Gophers either. At -20 they stay deep down and giggle about
the half frozen fools on the surface.

That reminds me,... Has anybody heard from Al Gore lately?
Is there any truth to the rumors, that he froze to death while
counting his Millions?

Have FUN!

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A grownup is someone who suffers from responsibility. --- Socratex Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. --- Socratex The extra mile isn't half as long as all those other miles. --- Socratex Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. --- M. Kathleen Casey
Sue's husband went on a sudden business trip, and she accompanied him. It soon became apparent that he could not wrap things up in one day, so his employer put them up for the night in a luxury hotel. They found a convenience store and purchased toothbrushes, a razor and other necessary items. Finally they entered the lobby of the hotel, each of them toting a brown paper bag filled with supplies. The hotel manager looked them over. Raising an eyebrow, he intoned haughtily, "Would you like a bellboy to carry your matching luggage to your room ?"
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Thanks to Roland for this report: An older couple is attending church services. About halfway through, the wife writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” He scribbles back, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tawander Simmons, 35, and 3 teens in Lilburn, GA Mom Brought Kids On Armed Robbery Trip From the Tech Support Pits: From: Heidi Re: American browser for germany Dear Webby, I am living en Germany. I would like to now if I can use american browser en Germany. Can you recomment one? Thanks for you help. Heidi Liebe Heidi FireFox klappt gut. Waehle "US-English" wenn Du das Programm installierst. Das Aendern der Sprache aendert das Suchgebiet von Google usw. nicht. Das musst Du separat in Google aendern. Firefox works fine. Just select "US-English" when you install it. Changing the language does not change the search area for Google, etc. You have to change that separately in Google. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Near the cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD" printed on all of them. He was puzzled over what the letters could mean, but couldn't figure it out, so he asked the clerk. The clerk replied that the letters stood for "What Would Jesus Do", and was meant to inspire people to not make rash decisions, but rather to imagine what Jesus would do in the same situation. The man thought a moment and then replied, "Well, I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't pay $17.95 for one of these caps."
Daily tip from Recycle Comforter as an Insulating Curtain We made an insulated window curtain from a faded, old queen-size comforter, leftover fabric and clearance curtain panel for $1.50. My daughter needed to cover patio doors facing the north for the winter. On the Great Plains, the wind blows at a good clip out of the south in summer and out of the north in winter, with few obstacles to slow it down. Both sides of the comforter were covered with a red fabric panel on each side of the red and gold damask curtain panel and gold striped, denim weight fabric as a band across the top. The fabrics were purchased from the 'bargain' tables for $1-$3 a yard in coordinating colors. I attached the fabric to each side of the comforter by top-stitching around the top, sides, then the bottom. Extra length allows draping on the floor like a draft-stopper. The rod casing is 12 wide tabs sewn to the back so it sits higher to cover the window. It worked better than I hoped and the cost was $3 for the panels since we recycled fabrics from other projects. We doubled up the light weight summer curtains on the other window. Source: Lessons I learned from my Swedish grandmother. By Aprilfool from Hershey, NE Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
The doctor was examining a young model who was having tremendous pain in her side. "My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said. The woman became quite angry and said, "Don't try flirting with me, I just want to be examined, not complimented."
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Jill and John boarded a crowded subway car on their way home to Brooklyn. Standing next to them was a man who'd clearly had a liquid lunch. When the doors opened at the next station, the man, who had been leaning onto the door, tumbled out and landed flat on his beak. John rushed to his side, picked him up, and hauled him back into the car. As the train was pulling away, the man mumbled to Jill and John, "That wasch my schtop."

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