Adobe Flash Player crashing on W7 

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It's Wednesday, February 16, 2011

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Texas wants $269 Million from Amazon for sales tax it should have
charged Texans. Amazon figured that was just a guessed ball-
park figure and is demanding in court, that the Texas Comptroller's
office fork over detailed tax information for 2005 to Dec 2009.

I have a hunch they will settle out of court for half the money.

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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. --- Dorothy Parker "Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable." --- Sydney J. Harris Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do. --- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible. They slipped into the church and very carefully glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together. The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text. "Noah took unto himself a wife," he began, "and she was" - he turned the page to continue - "three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide and thirty cubits high." He paused, scratched his head, turned the page back, read it silently, and turned the page again. Then he looked up at his congregation and said, "I've been reading this old Bible for near fifty years, but there are some things in it that still amaze me."
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When my aunt's son was 3, he wanted a cuss word that he could use without getting yelled at. To appease the kid she told him that he could say, "Dag nabbit." Well, the problem was that next time his toy crane fell over it sounded like: "Damn Wabbit !!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Steve Urbansky, 46, of Lorain, Ohio Sidewalk Mower, Gets DUI This news story wouldn’t even be a news story had it not been for the boozebrained inspiration of the protagonist here, Steve Urbansky of Lorain. The 46-year old was collared by police a little after midnight Sunday morning, according to Fox 8. The driver had pulled his car into a snow bank. It got stuck. Police arrived, did a field sobriety test which Urbansky failed. By way of explanation for his driving, he repeatedly told police he was “just trying to mow the sidewalk.” --------------- He was probably trying to remember the old saw: "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!", but was too drunk to remember it.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ruth Re: Adobe Flash player crashing Dear Webby, We use Accu-Radio for background music in the warehouse and also in the office. In the warehouse it is running on my old PC, that I retired about 5-6 years ago. Other than the music that machine is just used for spreadsheets and email. It gets rebooted whenever an update requires it and automatically does it in the dark of the night. Sometimes, after an update, the radio has to be restarted, but it has never locked up. In the front we got the radio running on the Windows 7 machine, that I very briefly used last year. That machine runs just the radio and is not used for anything else. However, on that one, the radio stops sometimes once, somtimes a few times a day. Each time it does that, there is an error message, that Adobe Flash Player crashed. That machine has 4 GB of RAM and almost 250 GB free space on the hard drive. Why is that one crashing, and the old fossil in the back keeps running? What can we do to fix that? Ruth Dear Ruth Most likely you have occasional brief connectivity problems. W7 does not cope with those as gracefully as the old XP. In the days it was made, connectivity interuptions were the rule, not the exception. I doubt that you can do anything to guarantee that there will never be any interruptions. If the crashes or lock-ups of the Flash Player, browser, mail and FTP are too much of a nuisance, you'll have to put XP or Linux onto that machine. For unattended single task machines Linux makes a lot of sense. Then it makes no difference, if the user interface is not as cute. The same applies to XP. If you just use it for radio and fax, it will run without crashing for years. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Little Sally went to the store with her grandmother. On the way home, she looked through her bags to see what gramma had purchased. In one package, Little Sally found some panty hose and she began to sound out the words "Queen Size." She then turned to her grandmother and exclaimed, "Wow Gramma, your butt is as big as Mom's bed!"
Daily tip from Make a Flannel Half Slip for Warmth Make a flannel 1/2 slip to keep you warm. Cut a piece of new flannel, baby blankets or section of a flannel sheet. For the length: measure from waist to knee. Add 2 inches for hem, and 3 inches for top casing for elastic. The width of fabric needs to equal your hip measurement plus 4 inches. Sew side seams, hem and upper casing. Cut 1 inch elastic to fit waist and use large safety pin to feed it through the casing. Sew ends. These slips plus turtlenecks have enabled me to wear "summer" clothes all year. By ruthellen from Columbia, MD Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A young and arrogant pilot wanted to "show off" on the aviation frequencies as he was approaching an airfield during the night. So, he disregarded policy and, instead of making an official request to the tower, he said, "Guess who?" The air traffic controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where?"
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Sue: "I like cats, do you?" Bob: "Yes, I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes."

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