How to get porn off a computer
Good Morning, !
It's Sunday, February 20, 2011
Demonstration Moon is now over the US.
Union members and Democrats bused in from all over the place
and are making a racket outside the Capitol in Madison, Wis.
The Unions are furious about measures, that would prohibit unions
from bargaining over issues other than wages, stop them from
having dues automatically deducted from state paychecks and
require them to hold annual elections to stay in existence.
Common sense and the majority of the people agree that those
measures are necessary to bring the unions into this century,
but the unions desperatly cling to rights, they have won in
the 50's and 60's. Even Obama weighed in on their side.
He and the Democrats are considering this as the start of the
2012 Election campaign.
The government in Wisconsin isn't too worried about all the
imported noise. Noisy tourists!
They are more concerned about all the Democrat senators fleeing
the state and depriving the senate of a quorum. At least one
Democrat senator has to be present for a senate vote.
(They got the quorum set at 20, but the Republicans have only 19,
so they can't vote until at least one Democrat is present)
They COULD fire the shirkers and call elections for their seats.
That would easily get them a few more Republican senators,
but would delay a lot of Government business for half a year.
The Governor is counting on constituents telling those shirkers
to get their lazy butts back to work.
Arrest warrants are being prepared and locals are joking
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all the noisy crowds.
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From the Tech Support Pits:
Re: Cleaning porno off a computer
I enjoy reading you page every day.
I have a friend that loaned her laptop to someone and while
the other person had it someone downloaded pornography
on to it. How does she go about getting this off of her hard
drive short of reinstalling from the recovery disc..?
She also thinks that since she has a built in cam that she can
be spied on by the government, so she is afraid to us her
laptop to go on line.
Thanks for answering this for us.
If the porno is just pictures, she can do this:
make a new folder in the root directory and call it SORT.
Then do a search for *.jpg
That will find 99% of all pictures. She can SHIFT-drag
them to the SORT folder.
Then do the same for *.gif, *.bmp, *.tif*
That will get the rest of the pictures.
Then she can browse the SORT folder, with it set to show
Proper pictures, that she wants to keep, can be dragged to
where they belong, and all the rest can be deleted.
That way she does not have to hunt them down in weird and
The same goes for movies. Those are usueally *.wmv, *.mov
Re the Government spying on her, that is rather silly.
As long as she is not involved with terrorism, child porno,
or major drug dealing, the Government does not pay anybody
big wages to pay attention to her.
If she is so cute, that she figures that the CIA watches every
time she struts her stuff naked in front of her laptop, she can
always stick a corner from a post-it-note over the little camera.
If she worries that somebody records what she mutters while
in front of the laptop, she can plug in a microphone. That
turns off the internal microphone, and she can put the external
microphone in front of a radio tuned to a bible station.
However, if she is NOT a terrorist or drug dealer, she does
not have to be paranoid.
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