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Good Morning,  !
It's Sunday, February 20, 2011

Demonstration Moon is now over the US.
Union members and Democrats bused in from all over the place
and are making a racket outside the Capitol in Madison, Wis.

The Unions are furious about measures, that would prohibit unions 
from bargaining over issues other than wages, stop them from 
having dues automatically deducted from state paychecks and 
require them to hold annual elections to stay in existence. 

Common sense and the majority of the people agree that those
measures are necessary to bring the unions into this century,
but the unions desperatly cling to rights, they have won in 
the 50's and 60's. Even Obama weighed in on their side.
He and the Democrats are considering this as the start of the
2012 Election campaign.

The government in Wisconsin isn't too worried about all the 
imported noise. Noisy tourists!
They are more concerned about all the Democrat senators fleeing
the state and depriving the senate of a quorum. At least one 
Democrat senator has to be present for a senate vote. 
(They got the quorum set at 20, but the Republicans have only 19,
so they can't vote until at least one Democrat is present)

They COULD fire the shirkers and call elections for their seats.
That would easily get them a few more Republican senators, 
but would delay a lot of Government business for half a year.
The Governor is counting on constituents telling those shirkers
to get their lazy butts back to work.

Arrest warrants are being prepared and locals are joking 
about hiring bounty hunters. 

In the meantime, coffee shops and restaurants in walking
distance of the Capitol are appreciatig the business from 
all the noisy crowds.

Have FUN!

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Goldie Re: Cleaning porno off a computer Hi Webby, I enjoy reading you page every day. I have a friend that loaned her laptop to someone and while the other person had it someone downloaded pornography on to it. How does she go about getting this off of her hard drive short of reinstalling from the recovery disc..? She also thinks that since she has a built in cam that she can be spied on by the government, so she is afraid to us her laptop to go on line. Thanks for answering this for us. Goldie Dear Goldie If the porno is just pictures, she can do this: make a new folder in the root directory and call it SORT. Then do a search for *.jpg That will find 99% of all pictures. She can SHIFT-drag them to the SORT folder. Then do the same for *.gif, *.bmp, *.tif* That will get the rest of the pictures. Then she can browse the SORT folder, with it set to show Thumbnails. Proper pictures, that she wants to keep, can be dragged to where they belong, and all the rest can be deleted. That way she does not have to hunt them down in weird and hidden locations. The same goes for movies. Those are usueally *.wmv, *.mov and *.avi Re the Government spying on her, that is rather silly. As long as she is not involved with terrorism, child porno, or major drug dealing, the Government does not pay anybody big wages to pay attention to her. If she is so cute, that she figures that the CIA watches every time she struts her stuff naked in front of her laptop, she can always stick a corner from a post-it-note over the little camera. If she worries that somebody records what she mutters while in front of the laptop, she can plug in a microphone. That turns off the internal microphone, and she can put the external microphone in front of a radio tuned to a bible station. However, if she is NOT a terrorist or drug dealer, she does not have to be paranoid. Have FUN! DearWebby
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