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It's Sunday, February 27, 2011

A Greek policeman who was trying to stop the looting and burning,
got hit by a Molotov Cocktail. His buddy managed to slap the flames
out, and he lived. I have not seen pictures like that on the left wing
media, but in my opinion, that cop is a hero!

The anarchists are trying to cause chaos, because the Greek 
Government can't borrow money for some of the fancier socialist
perks, that people have gotten used to. The anarchists don't have 
a better idea, other than raising the taxes to over 100% for 
anybody not on Social Assistance. 

Just like the noisy crowd in Madison, they just don't get it.
When you can't borrow any more, then there has to be some
belt tightening, even if the unionized writers at the Enemy 
Times disagree.

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While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide. "Each year," he replied with a grin, "The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard." When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, my friend asked our guide: "So what's the answer?" The guide replied: "One."
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A man told his friend, "I haven't been feeling very well, so I visited the doctor yesterday." His friend was concerned and asked, "Did he find out what you had?" "Almost," answered the man. "What do you mean by 'almost'?" asked his friend. "Well," the man continued, "I had $76.50 and he charged me $75.00."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Phillip Niere, 38, in Aachen, Germany Bank robber sues police after being arrested with his underpants showing The 38-year-old was arrested after he threatened to kill five staff at Noris Bank in Aachen, west Germany, if they did not dispense £200,000 to him immediately. He was caught out when a cashier pushed the silent alarm button in the bank without him realising, and police soon surrounded the building. Police managed to convince him that if he handed himself in, he would be treated nicely. He surrendered after an hour and he was removed from the bank by a single police officer, and taken down the street with his trousers around his ankles and his jumper dangling over his head. Mr Niere said he was left ‘humiliated’ after being led away with his underwear exposed. His lawyer said: 'The handcuffs are understandable, but what the police have to explain is why he was brought out with his jeans pulled down and his underwear on show. ‘It is clearly a breach of his human rights.' If you decide to wave a gun around in Germany and they are short of cops and ankle cuffs, wear clean underwear, because you might be doing the Penguin Parade.
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A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and raw eggs." The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?" The girl said, "I don't know.... I don't eat raw cats."
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The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of rum they had received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. When she walked back to Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "Please give us some wisdom before you die." She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said…”Don't sell that cow.”
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Carole was planning her upcoming wedding and asked to wear her mother's wedding gown. When she tried it on, it was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Suddenly, her mother's eyes filled with tears. Putting an arm around her, Carole lovingly said, "Don't cry, Mom. Remember, you aren't losing a daughter, you're gaining a son." "Oh, forget about that sillinyess!" her mother sobbed. "You know and I know that he is an idiot, but has a steady job and is just barely smart enough not to argue with you or me. That doesn't bother me." "Then what is it, Mom?", Carole pleaded. "Waaaaaaaa! Sob, Sniff! I, I, I used to fit into that gown!", her mother wailed.

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