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Good Morning,  !
It's Thursday, March 3, 2011

Supreme court rules in favor of Westboro Perverts

Have you ever read some news, that made you HOPPING MAD ?
It took me some time to calm down enough, so that I could write 
without using profanity. 

How can a country expect people to go risk and lose their lives,
but refuse to keep hate-mongering perverts away from their

Good people go fight and die for their country, 
and at their funeral the hate-mongering perverts are allowed 
to trample the flag and hold big signs saying 
"Thank God for dead soldiers"

That just makes me BOIL!

Since the law does not protect the families of fallen heroes,
don't be surprised if something outside the law will step

In the meantime, the Patriot Guard Riders still provide some
insulation around funerals. The state captains are listed here:

Have FUN!

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A college dean was berating a veteran economics professor for having used the same tests for the past 35 years. "Don't you realize, professor, that the students have been sharing these tests for decades and that all of your students know EXACTLY what's on the test before they sit for it?" "Doesn't matter," replied the professor. "It's Economics. Therefore the correct answers change every year."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Debra Oberlin, 48, in Gainesville, Florida Former President of Florida Chapter of MADD...Arrested for DUI A woman who was the former president of the Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter in Gainesville has been arrested for drunk driving. Debra Oberlin, 48, was arrested around 1:00 a.m. February 18 after police say the car she was driving was swerving on Northwest 39th Street. According to the arrest report she was given two breathalyzer tests and measured .234 and .239. The limit in Florida is .08 She had been out to watch a friend play at an acoustic night and was giving somebody a lift home because she thought they were even drunker than she was. Blowing a .239 is not just a little drunk, a hair over the limit, either. Thatís shit-faced drunk. The woman was lucky to find her own car after leaving the bar. But she was even more fortunate that she didnít hurt or kill anybody on her little drunken excursion through the streets of Florida.
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Thanks to Dianne for tis story: I was eating lunch today with my 10 year old grandson when his mom asked him "What is tomorrow?" He said "It's President's Day" She asked "What does that mean?" I was waiting for something profound... He said "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment." I almost snorted my iced tea.
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A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b." "I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speech impediment," said the owner. "I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!" said the man. "OK. Here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them." said the owner. So the man went out and came back half an hour later. "H-here-sss your m-m-money." said the man. The owner was impressed, so he gave the man a dozen more Bibles and sent him out. The man came back in two hours and said, "Her-ers y-yooour m-m-money." The owner said, "This is fantastic. You sold more Bibles in two and a half hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?" "W-welllll," said the man, "I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say 'H-Hel-Hello, M-m-maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want t-t t-to b-b-b-buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you w-w-want m'me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?"
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A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and I put ALL my money into it, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."

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