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Good Morning,  !
It's Tuesday, March 22, 2011

What is going on with the Wisconsin Fleabaggers?

They did over 6 Million bucks worth of damage, and so qualify 
for the same left-wing media patronage as the anti Gadafi rebels. 

What if the Fleabaggers appeal to 22 nations for armed support?

I know, Harper would tell them "Sorry, our helicoppers are both in 
Afghanistan, and you can't have our snow-blowers! 
Besides, we are on the side of the majority, not on the side of 
the noisy hostage takers and trouble-makers."

Venezuela and Iran would probably respond more favorably to
the accusations and peas for help by the Fleabaggers, that 
they are getting unjustly persecuted and their rights to destroy, 
pillage, and loot getting interfered with.

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get Mother !"
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At a a crowded and busy bus stop, a woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the top step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screamed, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tamera Grant, 49, Costa Mesa, California Calif. woman nabbed in odd mail attempt COSTA MESA (KTLA) -- A woman was hospitalized Saturday after being bit by a dog while trying to break in to the Department of Motor Vehicles office in Costa Mesa, police said. According to Costa Mesa police, 49-year-old Tamera Grant drove her car into the front of the office in the 600 block of West 19th Street around 5:30 p.m. Saturday and tried to access several computers. Police, fire, highway patrol and bomb squad officials responded within minutes to the location, which was closed for the weekend. After a two hour stand-off, Grant emerged and was trying to get back into her vehicle when a police dog attacked her. She sustained minor dog bites to her hand and head, Costa Mesa police told KTLA. Officers on scene noted that Grant, a resident of Irvine, may be suffering from a mental disorder. She was taken to a local hospital for her injuries and arrested around 7 p.m. Saturday on charges of attempted burglary.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Kath Re: Fuzzy pictures Dear Webby Some of my digital pictures turn out nice and sharp, but others, with exactly the same setting (Auto), are fuzzy. The mid day pictures seem to be the sharpest ones. Kath Dear Kath Most likely your camera has a small lens and needs to take longer exposures when light is limited. With longer exposures the slightest microscopic jitter will cause fuzzy pictures. I would recommend that you use a sturdy tripod or an old leather purse filled with rice and glued shut. Balance the camera on that for a super steady shot and clear pictures.. Have FUN! DearWebby
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And that reminds me of ANOTHER bus joke: Reverend George had minor surgery after a bad accident and gets on the bus to get back to the rectory. He looks quite bedraggled and more like he had been in a bar fight than being hit by a cab, and is still a bit groggy from the anesthetic. He staggers up the aisle, and sits down next to an elderly woman. She looks Reverend George up and down and screeches at him: "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!" The Reverend George jumps up out of his seat and shouts: "Hold it, driver! I'm on the wrong bus! I don't wanna go where SHE goes!"
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There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."
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While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the man left his baseball hat on the bench, but didn't miss it until they were back on the highway and the sun was glaring into his eyes. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. The woman fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. She called him every bad name she could think of. When they finally arrived at the restaurant, and he got out of the car to retrieve his cap, the woman yelled to him, "And while you're in there, you might as well get my glasses too."

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