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It's Thursday, March 24, 2011

Thank you, Norm!

Hold off with either updating FireFox to 3.6.15 or with today's
Adobe Bug Fix. If you do update both, don't keep too many
tabs open, and expect a lock-up.

3.6.15 and 3.6.16 work fine with yesterday's Adobe and 
don't seem to cause any lock-ups.

Have FUN!

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Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. --- Kahlil Gibran Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word. --- Charles De Gaulle
This morning my neighbor came over and we shot a few lines of bull, and settled the world problems. When I asked him why he never brought his wife with him, his response was: "The last time she got ready to go out with me on the same day, was when the Fire Alarm Went Off."
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A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks. "That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean business," the city slicker replied. A week later the yuppie was back again. "I need another 100 chicks," he said. "Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming," the man told him. "Yeah," the yuppie replied. "If I can iron out a few problems." "Problems?" asked the proprietor. "Yeah," replied the yuppie, "I think I planted that last batch too close together."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Keith gruber, 49 of Swan Lake, NY NY Man Jailed After Bringing Beer To DWI Hearing A 49-year-old Sullivan County man was sent to jail without bail Monday after authorities said he showed up an hour and a half late for a court hearing on a felony DWI charge. If that wasn’t bad enough, Keith Gruber was intoxicated and was carrying an open can of Busch beer and had four more cans in a bag when he went through the courthouse security check, police said. Gruber, of Swan Lake, appeared Monday before Sullivan County Judge Frank LaBuda, who asked him if he enjoyed his “liquid lunch,” The Middletown Times Herald-Record reported. Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry. LaBuda sent him to jail with no bail. Gruber, who has prior DWI convictions, was arrested on Dec. 27 in the town of Liberty and was out on $30,000 cash bail.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Nat Re: How secure is Skype? Dear Webby How secure is Skype? Can anybody intercept Skype messages, calls or video, and harvest the information? Nat Dear Nat With enough time and enough money, any encryption can eventually be broken. However, if it costs Millions, and takes many years to break it, it is not practical to even try. For all practical purposes, Skype is perfectly secure. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals: "We knew Army cadets were involved because they cut through two fences to get to the goats, and 15 feet away there was an unlocked gate."
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From Kim: During basic training for the Army Nurse Corps, we were required to spend one week in the field roughing it. It rained the entire week. We arose daily in our swampy tent, took a cold-water beauty bath from our helmets, donned our pistol belts and ponchos, and trudged through the mud to set up field hospitals. Obviously, our personal appearance frequently left much to be desired. The final blow to our feminine pride occurred while we waited in the mess line in the mud and rain. A young private came by with a camera and asked to take our picture. "It will prove to my girl," he said, "that she has NO reason to be jealous!" Thanks to the excellent health care plan of the Army, he will eventually be able to talk and walk again, but it may take a while.
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A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr , I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of long standing, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!" At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back from the lab ???

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