Confusion over McAfee discounts 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Friday, April 1, 2011
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

Microsoft announced today that there will be no W7-SP1 or SP2,
just like there were no SP's for VISTA,  since nobody, except certain 
sales people, really like Windows 7.

Instead Microsoft will be working on Windows L, a Linux clone.
The prototype shown to the press seems to be relying heavily on 
MacBuntu, a Mac look-alike skin popular with Linux fans pretending
to conform in Mac-Only businesses, and the result actually looks 
more like Mac OS X than Windows 7 or Vista. However, that may 
change by the time the BETA version is released in April 2012. 
It definitey is much faster than Windows 7.

Have FUN!

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After making a silly mistake, an instructor tried to excuse his absentmindedness by telling the class of his plans to propose marriage to his girlfriend later that day. A student spoke up and said that he had recently asked his girlfriend to marry him as well. "What was her answer?" the instructor asked. "I don't know," the student replied. "She hasn't e-mailed me back yet."
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When my neighbor's 3-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. His mother was not so pleased. She turned to her mother and said, "I'm surprised! Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Her mother just grinned and then replied, "Oh, I remember ...."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Charles Zingo, 48, in Milville, Delaware Liquor Thief Found Passed Out On Street A man found unconscious on an street is charged with breaking into a liquor store and stealing bottles of alcohol. Forty-eight-year-old Charles Zingo of Millville is charged with burglary and theft, according to Delaware State Police. He is being held on $6,300 cash bond. Troopers say surveillance footage shows Zingo throwing a rock and breaking a large window at Banks Wine and Spirits in Millville, then reaching in and taking liquor bottles. Authorities say Zingo was found unconscious on the street by OceanView police and arrested. Officers say he had a duffle bag with liquor bottles in it.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Kate Re: McAfee discounts Dear Webby I have eyed your links to McAfee discounts, but I am a bit wary. Last time I renewed McAfee, it cost me almost $100. Also, I have a hunch, that I have more subscriptions than I need. It's a pretty big company. Can you trust them? Kate Dear Kate Yes, you CAN trust them. For the slickest possible update of your subscription, close all programs except one browser. Yes, definitely close all email related prorams. Then click on the McAfee link in the left side margin. That will get you a $40 - $50 discount right there. Sign in with the email address and password you used last time. Now you will notice a pleasant surprise: 1 - 3 machines! Even with the $40 - $50 discount, your subscription is good for up to three machines. You don't have to get a separate subscription for your laptop! Check if you have any old, unused subscriptions still in your account. Use those up first, before paying for new ones. Once you got that clarified, let it do the installation. It will carefully clean out any old versions and then install the newest one. On XP that goes nice and fast. On W7 just ignore it. It will take time, but usually you don't have to hit any keys to continue. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Bob and his wife have structured conversations: firstly, she gives him her opinion, then she gives him his opinion.
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The personnel manager was impressing the applicant with the prospective job. "We make parts for microscopes. You'll be required to work with lenses that are only 1/100th of an inch thick." "I can handle it," the applicant said, "That would be about four slices of roast beef in the deli where I worked."
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After ten years of twice weekly therapy, Mia decided to ask her psychiatrist if she had made any progress. His answer, though very brief and succinct, absolutely devastated her. He said:"'No hablo ingles."

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