How t type the Euro sign? 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Federal Election on May 2 after the minimum required
campaign time of one month looks like a done deal. Harper is
leading with 86%. 

Talk on the street is not about election issues, since it is 
pretty well agreed, that none of the left wing challengers have
any credibility.

"Who forced this hockey season election?"
"The liars on the left."
"Make them work for a living!"
"Damn rights. Are you going to watch hockey tonight?"

The only potential upset I can envision is if nobody shows
up to vote except organized crime and organized unions.

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The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction. --- Socratex
Thanks to Hunny for this one: In my job with a credit union, I often run across accounts that are protected by password. The credit-union member, when withdrawing funds, must produce identification and then give the password to the teller. Recently, when I asked a woman for her password, she sighed, rolled her eyes and replied, "Save." I was puzzled until she explained, "My husband used that password so I'd have to say it every time I make a withdrawal."
What is Metabolic Cooking? Basically it is simply adding certain ingredients, that will cause your body to utilize and use up fat as fuel instead of storing it. No, not buying all kinds of tricky stuff, just using one type of berry instead of another with your pancakes, one type of garnish instead of another with your hamburger, and so on. You get understanding and skills with this, not a pile of expensive bottles. Learn Metabolic Cooking!

The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying cattle ranch, when he crossed paths with the town's gossip while filling up his car at the gas station. "Doctor Wilson, how is the Smith baby?" "Well, the child was born without a penis." he replied. "Oh, oh my goodness!" said the gossip... and with a smile on her face, she turned to head into town to spread the news. Once she was out of earshot, he told the gas station attendant: "They are going to call her Eva."
Thanks to Sandie for this picture: Click through the picture to the large version. From a hot air balloon (shortly before the emergency landing on a street)
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Sara Dedek, 26 year old heroin addict in Chicago 110-pound woman hurt 2 cops at police station Apr 10, 2011 Weighing only 110 pounds and standing just 5-foot-4, Sara Dedek doesn’t look like the most dangerous inmate at the Cook County Jail, but she will definitely be locked up and guarded accordingly for the next few years. The pint-sized, pink-haired mother of two put two Chicago cops into the hospital, after she was arrested for injecting heroin in University Village, prosecutors allege. Dedek, 26, tried to hide her syringe after police officers spotted her shooting up in a parked car near 14th and Emerald Saturday morning, according to a police report. Taken to the Monroe District police station, she punched and shoved two female officers down a flight of stairs, prosecutors told Cook County Judge Donald Panarese Sunday morning. One officer suffered a broken ankle, while a second got a damaged the ligament in her left hand. Dedek, who pouted at a male friend, who was following proceedings in court on Sunday, is charged with two counts of aggravated battery to a peace officer, as well as possession of a controlled substance. Judge Panarese set her bail at $150,000.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Kim Re: How to type the Euro Sign Dear Webby How do I make the Euro currency sign ? I need it both for word processing and for the web. Thanks Kim Dear Kim In the Arial font hold down the ALT key and type 0128 and you get € On web pages you can do the same, or if you forget those numbers, just use "€" (without the quotes) Have FUN DearWebby
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A woman drove a mini-van filled with a bit more than a dozen screaming kids through the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she coasted past a stop sign. "Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?" yelled an irate man. She rolled down her window and screamed back: "What makes you think these are all mine???"
Daily tip from Girl's Fashion Show to Clean Out Closet Here is a fun way to get your girls ages 7 and up to clean out their closest. Hold a "Fashion" show, where they model each of their summer/winter outfits. Any outfit that does not fit, or that they no longer want can go to a charity like Goodwill or a younger family member. My mom started me on this when I was 11 and I still do it every spring and fall as a fun way to organize the clothes I want to keep and those that I need to give away. If your budget is tight, have them sell the unwanted clothes at a garage sale or consignment store. They can use the money made to buy something new to them from Goodwill or the consignment store where they sold their unwanted clothes. By McCollonough from TN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides to try it. The next day, the hooligan returns. "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" "O-o-o-o-r-r-r w-what?" stammers the bartender. "A small Coke, please."
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Mother: "Soooo... you want to become my son-in-law." Suitor: "No, not really. But I don't see any other way to marry your daughter."

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