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It's Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Allied Air Assault on Libya is getting sillier by the day.
The US is still buying fuel at retail and doing aerial refueling,
because the wimpy British and French jets can't take off
with fuel AND bombs, plus the US is still doing all of the
attacks against targets, that might shoot back.

England and France are bitching and whining that some of the
members of the 28 country Alliance are not fanatic enough in
their attempts to defeat Gdafi.

Meanwhile NATO is pointing out that their mandate is not to defeat
Gadafi, but to prevent his troops from harming civilians. Since
most of the killing of civilians these days is done by British 
bombers and especially by rebel factions settling old scores, 
NATO is scaling back its enthusiasm.

Some people are wondering why England is so hysterical about
repeating the mistakes they made with Palestine. 
Creating future ammo clients there did not really work in 
their favor. 

Considering that Gadafi has been behaving like a choir boy
compared to the regimes in Iran or North Korea, why are all
the hyppocrites ganging up on him, and ignoring Iran and 
North Korea?

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