Good Morning,  !
It's Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Allied Air Assault on Libya is getting sillier by the day.
The US is still buying fuel at retail and doing aerial refueling,
because the wimpy British and French jets can't take off
with fuel AND bombs, plus the US is still doing all of the
attacks against targets, that might shoot back.

England and France are bitching and whining that some of the
members of the 28 country Alliance are not fanatic enough in
their attempts to defeat Gdafi.

Meanwhile NATO is pointing out that their mandate is not to defeat
Gadafi, but to prevent his troops from harming civilians. Since
most of the killing of civilians these days is done by British 
bombers and especially by rebel factions settling old scores, 
NATO is scaling back its enthusiasm.

Some people are wondering why England is so hysterical about
repeating the mistakes they made with Palestine. 
Creating future ammo clients there did not really work in 
their favor. 

Considering that Gadafi has been behaving like a choir boy
compared to the regimes in Iran or North Korea, why are all
the hyppocrites ganging up on him, and ignoring Iran and 
North Korea?

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Car thief asks cops for help with gas


WEST FARGO, N.D. -- An Indiana man was arrested after he 
showed up at a North Dakota police station in a stolen car 
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West Fargo Assistant Chief Mike Reitan tells The Forum that 
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From the Tech Support Pits:
From: Mike
Re: More ways to type the Euro Sign

Dear Webby
Another option; buried deeply is a library of Windows symbols

Start
All Programs
Accessories
System Tools
Character Map

Michael D.

Dear Michael
you can also click
START
R
charmap

That will get you there too

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