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It's Saturday, April 16, 2011

Had to laugh today about some of the claims of the Libyan
rebels. They accused Gadafi of using Cluster Bombs.
Did they forget that Gadafi's planes all got trashed sitting 
on the ground, weeks ago? Anything flying and dropping
bombs belongs to the rebels or the 28 countries of the 
Anti-Gadafi Alliance.

The media spin doctors also blame the shelling from the
Allied ships on Gadafi.

Hmm, maybe I can blame the blizzard and lousy spring on
Gadafi too?

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Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. People will pay more to be entertained than educated. --- Johnny Carson
A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move, he asked, "What's that?" The doctor explained, "This is an anesthetic. After he gets this he won't know a thing." "Save your time, Doc," exclaimed the man. "He don't know nothing now."
What is Metabolic Cooking? Basically it is simply adding certain ingredients, that will cause your body to utilize and use up fat as fuel instead of storing it. No, not buying all kinds of tricky stuff, just using one type of berry instead of another with your pancakes, one type of garnish instead of another with your hamburger, and so on. You get understanding and skills with this, not a pile of expensive bottles. Learn Metabolic Cooking!

Lately at a restaurant I overheard the couple at the next table discuss their bill. "Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm worth at least $ 137,000."
Thanks to Sandie for this picture: Click through the picture to the large version. Hot Air Ballon Flight Reflection from lake below. That is probably the best balloon picture I have ever seen! Great shot, Sandie!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Borys Wrzesnewskyj, Liberal Minister of Parliament in Toronto, Ontario King of Sleaze [youtube_com] While distributing toys collected by firefighters, Borys consistently neglected to mention the firefighters bad made sure everybody knew who HE is, Borys Wrzesnewskyj, Liberal Minister of Parliament Most people thought that was merely tacky and typical for Ignatieff's crew, some considered it rather sleazy. I doubt that the firefighters here in the West would let him get away with that, but in Toronto he is fairly safe.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Verna from Beechy Re: Slow mouse Dear Webby, Me again with desktop issues this time.... Computer: iNET pro, Pentium 4 CPU, 2.80GHz, 448 MB of RAM, Windows XP with Microsoft (cordless) mouse and keyboard. Mouse and keyboard have become, periodically, very sluggish. Batteries checked OK. Have checked connection on receiver/ transmitter (??) and it appears OK, and is placed very close to both hardware components. At times, both work well, and all of a sudden there is a delay of response to keystrokes or mouse movement. There do not appear to be any updates to the drivers..... Suggestions??? (other than 'corded' components!) Thanks again. Verna Dear Verna How are you? We got blizzard again. I would check to see if you have a virus scan or defrag going on and taking priority. They can really drag things down. Since it does work OK at times, it is not hardware or drivers. Have FUN DearWebby
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With the quality of education declining in the U.S. the IRS is considering a new simplified tax form where all you have to do is color it in.
Daily tip from Use Backs Of School Notices As Scratch Paper When the children bring notices home and I don't need them, I rip them in half and use them as scrap paper. I leave them near the phones. The ones I use are the ones that have empty back sides. By Lorraine from Venice, FL The insides of junk-mail envelopes also make handy scratch paper, and there is always a good supply of it. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his older brother explained. "Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday I don't go, He shows up!"
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A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness, and gave her the dollar. "There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?" "Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."

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