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Good Morning,  !
It's Thursday, April 21, 2011

Some of the snow is disappearing. There are very few puddles.
With the dry wind, it just evaporates and heads East. There is
more snow forecast for later today, but then no snow at all for
the weekend and for next week! We will have spring yet!

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A six-year-old ran up and down the supermarket aisles shouting frantically, "Marian, Marian!" Finally reunited with his mother, he was chided by her, "You shouldn't call me 'Marian.' I'm your mother, you know." "I know," said the child, wise beyond his years, "but the store is full of mothers!"
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The psychiatrist was not expecting the distraught stranger who staggered into his office and slumped into a chair. "You've got to help me. I'm losing my memory, Doctor," he sobbed. "I once had a successful business, a wife, home and family; I was a respected member of the community. But all that's gone now. Since my memory began failing, I've lost the business - I couldn't remember my clients' names. My wife and children have left me, too; and why shouldn't they - some nights I wouldn't get home until four or five in the morning. I'd forget where I lived...And it's getting worse. Doctor - it's getting worse!" "This is not an unusual form of neurosis," the psychiatrist said soothingly. There are ways to deal with that, in a rigid sequence of events. The first one is for you to pay me in advance." "Anything, Doc. Here's my VISA." After that was taken care of, he asked the psychiatrist: "OK, now what is the second of those rigidly scheduled events?" The shrink hemmed and hawed a bit, then admitted: "Hmmm, I seem to have forgotten that. I'll have to read up on it. Now, what was it again that you wanted treated?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kendra Colvin, 26, in Crestview, Florida Beer heist CRESTVIEW — Kendra Colvin, 26, was charged with stealing beer from a Tom Thumb without entering the convenience store. On April 2, Kendra Colvin drove her red Chevrolet Impala to the Tom Thumb at 994 James Lee Boulevard. She parked the car at the edge of the parking lot, which was out of the sight of the cashier. The woman’s helper, identified only as “Nikki,” went into the store, grabbed an 18-pack of Bud Light beer, shoved it under her shirt and left the store without paying, according to an arrest report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. The cashier followed Nikki out of the store and took down the license plate of the Impala. Later, the 26-year-old owner of the Impala dropped Nikki off at an unknown location, the report said. The driver was charged with larceny, a second degree misdemeanor and released on $500 bail.
From Erin Re: Unused printer ink Dear Webby, My HP printer died shortly after the warranty expired. Their warranty timers are getting too accurate for my taste! I won't buy another HP ever! The problem is that I still have lots of ink for it. Can I trade that for ink for a different printer? Thanks Erin Dear Erin That depends entirely on where you bought the ink. If you got it from a good and respectable outfit like Atlantic Inkjet, it is no problem at all. You simply send the ink back to them and tell them what printer you got now. Usually within a few days you will get the ink for the new printer. We did that at least four times already, and there was never any problem. Regarding the HP warranty timers: Buy your printers from Staples and add the $10 extra warranty, put the paperwork into a shipping pouch and stick it to the bottom or side of the printer. When the warranty timer kills the printer, bring it back to Staples and they will exchange it for a new one. By the way, Atlantic Inkjet does have Laser Toner too! If you want to graduate from the short lived inkjet printers and move up to color lasers, Atlantic Inkjet has toner for my favorite, the Dell 1320c for under $25, and you can order just the colors that you actually need. Right now I got a bit over 117,000 on the counter on that old color laser printer, and never had a problem with it. As long as you use high quality toner, a good printer like that will last for many years. Have FUN DearWebby
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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again, even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have messed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought. A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt!
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Plastic Coffee Can Yarn Holder Someone wrote in that she rolls her yarn into a ball and puts it in a coffee can with a hole in the lid for the yarn to come up through. I tried that, but the edge of the plastic lid kept cutting the yarn. So I came up with a better method. I still use the coffee can and its plastic lid. But I cut the hole much larger. Then I take a circle of plastic canvas and cut out the center of it just a few rounds in. After doing this I use double strands of yarn and whip stitch all the way around to cover the edge completely. But I only do this for the edge. Next I glue the unworked plastic canvas to the under side of the plastic lid. Now my yarn comes up nicely without catching or breaking. By Cricketnc from Parkton, NC http://www.thriftyfun.com/ http://www.thriftyfun.com/ That sounds like an awful lot of tedious work! Get two small self-stick glue-on dish towel hooks per can. Glue them inside the can near the top on opposite sides. Stretch a rubber band between the hooks and pull the yarn or wool out between or beside the rubber band. The rubber band will keep the yarn ball from jumping out, even when it encounters a tangle. And when you ar done for the day, you can snap the lid on for a dustproof cover. After all, keeping the yarn or wool clean is the reason for the can in the first place! If you don't have access to the dish towel hooks, just poke holes from the inside of the can out, poke a loop of the rubber band out through the hole and anchor it with a short piece of uncooked spaghetti or match. Using a rubber band for the "keeper" allows fast and easy replacement of the ball. I don't do needle work, but for 15 years did my best to reduce my girlfriend's cussing. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
Jill complained to Nina, "Rosey told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her." "Well," replied Nina in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her." "Oh dear!" sighed Jill. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me." ------------- That reminds me: A womans definition of a secret: Gossip which is spread only one person at a time.
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As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled around, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!" Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I . . . I . . . didn't pinch that girl." "Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly. "I did."

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