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Good Morning,  !
It's Friday, April 22, 2011
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

It warmed up enough to finally wash the salt and mud off the car.
Luckily there were only a few small spots where I saw some rust.
If the sun comes out tomorrow, I will treat those with Naval Jelly
and convert the rust to Iron Phosphate. 

Same as every Easter weekend, the price of fuel as gone up. 
This time the official blame is put on Gadafi. His tankers
are getting blocked by the 28 country Anti-Gadafi Alliance.
None of that blocked oil is destined for here, but that is 
beside the point. It's all Gadafi's fault, just like it is his fault, 
that the poor innocent rebels are forced to use land mines,
RPGs, out of date cluster munitions and rocket launchers
without instructions.

Luckily the left wing media agrees, that it all is Gadafi's fault.

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On the topic of long Sermons: When ideas fail, words come in very handy. --- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. --- Horace Walpole
A worried Mrs. Murray sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have two couples to dinner tonight." The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once." "George?" said the housewife. "Who's George?" "Why, George! Your husband! ....Is this 555-1374? "No, this is 555-1347." "Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number." There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?"
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While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier waved a second time. Back in the barracks after the parade, the DI stormed in and barked for Jones to come front and center. "Son, you knew I was going to see you," he screamed. "You knew it was wrong. Aren't you afraid of me?" "Yes, SIR!" replied Jones. "But you don't know my mother! You better hide quickly. I can hear her truck approaching, SIR!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Brittany Marie Sterna-Lanaghan, 20, of Billings, Montana Woman charged $6K to fiance's dad's card BILLINGS, Mont. (UPI) -- Authorities in Montana said a woman admitted making nearly $6,000 in unauthorized purchases using her fiance's father's credit card. Brittany Marie Sterna-Lanaghan, 20, of Billings pleaded guilty Monday in District Judge Gregory Todd's courtroom to felony deceptive practices by common scheme, the Billings Gazette reported Tuesday. Sterna-Lanaghan admitted making 55 unauthorized transactions on the credit card of her prospective father-in-law, including wedding-related purchases. Under the plea agreement, prosecutors and Sterna-Lanaghan's public defender are recommending a six-year deferred sentence and a $500 fine. The agreement also requires her to write a letter of apology and pay $5,776 in restitution. The newspaper did not say if the wedding has been called off, postponed six years or what the plans are.
From Erin Re: Swap unused printer ink Dear Webby, My HP printer died shortly after the warranty expired. Their warranty timers are getting too accurate for my taste! I won't buy another HP ever! The problem is that I still have lots of ink for it. Can I trade that for ink for a different printer? Thanks Erin Dear Erin That depends entirely on where you bought the ink. If you got it from a good and respectable outfit like Atlantic Inkjet, it is no problem at all. You simply send the ink back to them and tell them what printer you got now. Usually within a few days you will get the ink for the new printer. We did that at least four times already, and there was never any problem. Regarding the HP warranty timers: Buy your printers from Staples and add the $10 extra warranty, put the paperwork into a shipping pouch and stick it to the bottom or side of the printer. When the warranty timer kills the printer, bring it back to Staples and they will exchange it for a new one. By the way, Atlantic Inkjet does have Laser Toner too! If you want to graduate from the short lived inkjet printers and move up to color lasers, Atlantic Inkjet has toner for my favorite, the Dell 1320c for under $25, and you can order just the colors that you actually need. Right now I got a bit over 117,000 on the counter on that old color laser printer, and never had a problem with it. As long as you use high quality toner, a good printer like that will last for many years. Have FUN DearWebby
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A lady had just finished taking a CPR course, and was on the lookout for a chance to try it out. As she left the shopping center, she saw a man lying on the road with a lot of people around him. Screaming, "I know CPR!", she ran to the person, threw her bag down, loosened all tight clothing and got ready to turn him around and start mouth-to-mouth. At this stage, a huge policeman tapped her on the shoulder and said: "Ma'am, I'm sure Ole appreciates your attention, but I am paying him by the quarter hour to try and fish my keys out of the storm sewer."
Daily tip from Storing Plastic Grocery Bags Plastic bag clutter? Quickly smooth the bag. Starting on one side, roll into a sausage. Now tie it in a single knot then tuck each end in. This takes up the space of a small baseball and is neat and tidy. A small container with a lid will keep them contained. By Joan from Ontario, Canada Loosely wadded and stuffed into a plastic grocery bag, they make very light weight but very high performance insulation. Fill the attic with those bags, and/or the crawl space under the house or trailer. They won't rot or mildew or feed bugs. I lived in the Yukon for 30 years and KNOW how well those losely wadded up grocery bags work. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding polygamy. "Nothing easier," Twain said. "No man can serve two masters."
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Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting the weather for the TV news program. He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he'd been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year. That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired. He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job. One blank on the job application called for the reason for leaving his previous position. Hopkins wrote, "The climate didn't agree with me."


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