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It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Jon. At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts, "Let Jon graduate, let Jon graduate!" The principal agrees to give Jon one last chance. "If I have five apples in my right hand and five in my left hand, Jon, how many apples do I have?" he asked. Jon thought long and hard and then said, "Ten." At that the entire senior class stood up and shouted, "Give Jon another chance. Give Jon another chance!"
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Marge was royally peeved! She was arguing with the druggist because her favourite cure-all could no longer be bought without a prescription. "Look, lady. You can't have this without a prescription because it's been declared a habit-forming drug." "IT IS NOT!!!!" Screamed Margaret! "I ought to know: I've been taking it regularly for thirtyseven years!"
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From Jerry Re: Some people don't get my email Dear Webby, what could be causing my mail to work OK to some people but not to others. I don't spam, and I have no idea what could cause this. Some of the people who can't get my regular mail, get it OK if I mail to them by using a disposable hotmail address, like the one I am using for this mail. I even stopped getting your newsletter! Jerry Dear Jerry You won't get answers from a lot of people, because you have a "moron alert". (AutoResponder) In this day of mail overload, a lot of people put any address that results in nuisance autoresponder mails, into their spam block. Automatically. I do too. MailWasher recognizes autoresponders, and I set it to blacklist anybody, who is trying to waste my time with a silly auto-responder. Just get rid of your moron alert, change your address, and you won't have a problem. Have FUN DearWebby
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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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