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Good Morning,  !
It's Monday, April 25, 2011

We had a beautiful Easter weekend and I was able to add another
half mile to my daily walk. I don't think I would be able to work
at a hamburger joint for a whole shift just yet, but I can do a 
brisk 3 mile walk without significant pain in the heart area.
I was told to expect some discomfort, since here was major
healing and growing going on, and to just keep at it steadily.

That is what I am doing, and still not smoking!

Have FUN!

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Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ, but one day, Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Russ! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?' Russ replied, 'I have been in jail.' 'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?' 'Well,' Russ said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?' 'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?' 'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'. 'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury!'
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We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing-persons case. "She gave eerily detailed instructions on where to find the body," the teacher said. "In fact, the detectives did find the body just as she had described. Now what would you call that kind of person?" While the rest of us pondered the question, a sheriff's officer taking the course raised his hand and replied, "A suspect."
Click through the picture to the large version. Spring in the foothills I had to darken the picture quite a bit, because the blowing drift snow in the mountains was extremely bright. Those clouds over the mountains are actually just drift snow thrown up by a rambunctious Chinook coming over the Rockies. The snow in the foreground was bright and sunlit. Only by darkening everything, as if I had put strong sun glasses in front of the camera, was I able to show the mountains and super bright drift-snow clouds.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Cameron Pittman, 20, St Petersburg, Florida Florida resident Cameron Pittman failed in his attempt to rob a shop with a PlayStation controller, not least because police officers walked into the convenience store in the middle of the fiasco. Mr Pittman was arrested by police in St Petersburg and charged with strong-arm robbery and violation of probation after trying to hold up staff in the Sunshine Foods outlet. According to Bay 9 News, the 20-year-old hid the 'Sony Playstation remote control' in his pocket and pretended it was a gun. When police officers walked in and caught him in the act, he dropped his, err, weapon and yielded to them. Mr Pittman was apparently a suspect in a previous robbery at a Subway restaurant in the same shopping plaza, hence the convenient arrival of the law (they'd received a nifty tip-off).
From Ginger Re: Not all pictures forward in my Gmail Dear Webby, I have Gmail accounts on both of my computers. On my desktop computer I can forward email messages with the graphics included. On the netbook when I try to forward a message I get the empty box with a red "X" where the graphics are. Is there a setting I need to change on my netbook to enable me to forward graphics? Thank you Ginger Dear Ginger Forwarding inline images To forward a message containing inline images, please ensure you have Rich formatting enabled.* To enable Rich formatting or to check whether you have it enabled: Click Compose Mail. Click Rich formatting >> above the blank text field of the message (if you don't see this link, you already have Rich formatting enabled and won't need to do anything else). Discard the blank message. With Rich formatting enabled, just open the message you'd like to forward, click Forward along the bottom of the message, and then click Send. * Note that Rich formatting is not available in Gmail's basic HTML view. Forward pictures in Gmail Have FUN DearWebby
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There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mineshaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole! The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mineshaft in front of them! The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be MY goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."
Daily tip from Revitalize Old Clothes I've just changed the buttons on an old coat and it looks just like a new one! I buy buttons in thrift stores (where you can find horn, mother-of-pearl, or brass ones) or take them off other pieces of clothing. I also often dye clothes - particularly woolens - to revitalize them. Beige or cream sweaters or cardigans, if they are looking grubby or dull, cab be dyed a brilliant cherry red or bright pink. Yellows, greens and blues should be dyed again somewhere in their own color range or the color looks a bit muddy. Use Dylon dyes which can go in the washing machine. They are not expensive. New buttons and colors give you a whole new wardrobe. By Lucy from UK Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A cat and a mouse walked into a restaurant. The mouse ordered a plate of cheese and crackers. The waiter asked the cat what he wanted and the mouse answered, "The cat is not hungry." The waiter said, "Why don't you let the cat answer for himself?" And the mouse said, "Think about it. If he were hungry, do you think I would be sitting here?"
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My next-door neighbor and I frequently borrow things from each other. Not long ago, when I requested his ladder, he told me that he had lent it to his son. Recalling a saying my grandmother used to repeat, I recited, "You should never lend anything to your kids, because you will never get it back." And my neighbor said, "Well, it's not really my ladder. It's actually my dad's."

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