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It's Wednesday, April 27, 2011

If you, or a family member, uses a Sony Play Station,
it would be a good idea to inform your credit card companies 
and request fresh cards. The data o 77 Million users has been
copied by hackers. They won't get around to cleaning out 
the cards of all of them immediately, but they will start at
one end. Let's hope, by the time they get to your card,
you will have replaced yours with a new one!

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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A person should feel as good at 50 as he did at 17 and he should be as smart at 50 as he thought he was at 17 --- Socratex Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. --- Confucius It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. --- John Wooden
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter, "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "You won't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the vegetables."
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I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!" The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you," he said incredulously. "But I usually just put my car in park."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 55 year old drunk driver in Melbourne, Australia Melbourne drunk driver on way to 'test teeth' at KFC A WOMAN caught drink-driving has told Melbourne police she was on her way to try her new teeth on fried chicken. The 55-year-old from St Kilda East was caught outside the Prahran Police Station on Friday night and recorded a reading of 0.052. It was her second offence in 10 years and she received an automatic loss of licence. Police say the woman said she had decided to drive because she wanted to try out her new false teeth on KFC. Also in Melbourne, police pulled over a vehicle at Prahran on yesterday with two males standing on the back seats protruding from their waist up through the sunroof. Police fined the two almost $360 each and the driver $480 and gave him six demerit points.
From the Tech Support Pits: From Gale Re: Internet TV Dear Webby, Glad your feeling better and walking further these days. All the snow your having doesn't sound like much fun. Here in St. Louis, Missouri area we are dealing with tornadoes that are setting records. I notice the advertisement on your news letter for "Internet TV" through your lap top or PC and I have a question about it. I don't want to sit in front of my PC all evening and watch TV so is this program able to come through regular TVs with some sort of program or just through the PCs? Sitting in front of the PC and watching TV of the evening and watching TV on a small computer screen just doesn't seem relaxing to me. So can it be view on regular TV screen? Thank you for your help and advice. Gale Dear Gale Apparently all you need is the cable that normally connects the TV to the tuner or channel selector, and then use your big TV as your monitor. With the new format TVs, that should be no prolem at all, unless you have the TV in a different building than the computer. Have FUN DearWebby
Internet TV 100% legal and BEST Internet TV product on the market. Over 3500 channels for a one time fee of under $30 60 day money back guarantee! User friendly interface and absolute maximum number of TV channels! Internet TV is also a perfect Mother's Day gift, that will actually get used! I got some paper junkmail today from BELL, advertising their TV deal. Instead of a one time fee of under $30 for 3500 channels, BELL wants $35 EVERY MONTH for just 200 channels! BELL is really making Internet TV look good!

Thanks to Donna for this one: While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40 years ago. Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended the local high school. "Yes," he replied. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1957." "Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely and then asked, "What did you teach?"
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked. "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
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The impish girl turned on the tractor and pushed the outhouse into the creek. Later, her father told her the story of George Washington chopping down his father's cherry tree but wasn't spanked because he had told the truth. The girl proudly announced, "I cannot tell a lie. I pushed the outhouse into the creek." He told her to bend over and the shocked child protested that George Washington had not been punished. The father replied, "Well, George's father wasn't IN the cherry tree when it got chopped down!"

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