White House Forgery revealed! 

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Good Morning,  !
It's Thursday, April 28, 2011

I got a fair bit of mail today about Obamanov's birth certificate posted
on the White House site:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default ... g-form.pdf
Official Birth certificate

Yes, it IS official, 
and it IS indeed forged.
It is actually a very, very klutzy forgery.
Whoever did it, even forgot to merge the layers and left a wide open
forensic itinerary of the forgery. DUH!
That is about as boneheaded as the guy, who held up a bank with
a note written on the back of his probation papers, and left those
at the bank.

I just had a quick glance at the official forgery, and saw 
that it was obvious and klutzy. If you want to read about how to spot
the many mistakes on that forgery, try
You've GOT To Be Kidding Me (Birth Certificate)

Have FUN!

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