Should Domain Owner Info be available or hidden? 

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Antonia Re: Guard domain owner info? Dear Webby, Our web teacher told us to always hide our info, when registering a domain. Seems to me, I read at one time that you considered that a dumb idea. Get on your soap box and give me some ammo! Antonia Dear Antonia You remembered correctly. That stupid idea is probably from the same idiot, as the one who recommends dumb auto-responders. There is a good reason, why the domain owner's info has to be accessible and up to date, and NOT hidden. If there is a problem with his or her site, there has to be a way to alert the owner. If an alert message bounces back or if there is no working address, that site instantly becomes a ZERO TOLERANCE problem site. If there is a problem with such a site, Web Hosts lock them up and usually kick them out. The owner could be in the maternity ward of a hospital, and if there is a working address and phone number, somebody can respond in a day or two, and explain the problem or promise a proper response in a few days. Yes, there will be some spam with a properly listed contact address, just like there will be some paper junk mail, when you have a downtown store. That's part of doing business and not really a big deal. So, tell the misguided bozo to go on a diet of Smarties and stop being a bad example! Have FUN DearWebby
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The fragrance department of a department store where I shop is always pushing the latest scents. Underfed and overdressed scarecrows move about the floor offering to spray customers with the newest bait scent. It's not a big problem. If you threaten to spray them with bear repellant if they spray that suff on you, they spray themselves with their own stink-bait and think you sprayed them with bear repellant and they get all confused and run off. One day, outside the store's restaurant, one of the too skinny scarecrows sprayed two women who had just finished their lunch. When one woman commented that the perfume was too strong, the scarecrow replied, "The fragrance will be softer once it dries and the alcohol wears off." "Schee!" her friend chided. "I tol' you not to have that schecond bottle. By the time you schober up, that perfume will have dischiput...., dsichpu.. will be all gone away!"
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The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work, had to drive her if she'd direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only one block from their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd led him around in such a circle. The child explained, "That's the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know."
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