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It's Thursday, May 19

Spring has finally come to the foothills of the Rockies,
and dandylions are popping on every lawn, that has not
been drenched with broad leaf herbicides.

Personally, I can't be bothered. As long as I cut them,
before they go to seed, nobody can bitch, and they
ARE pretty!

Have FUN!

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Home is where you hang your @ --- Socratex Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. --- Socratex
Thanks to Janet for this one: Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where tests were performed to determine the source of the pain. My husband decided not to have me call in sick for him until we knew what was wrong. When the results came back, the nurse informed us that, true to our suspicions, he was suffering from a kidney stone. I turned to my husband and asked, "Would you like me to call the funeral home now?" With a scornful look, the nurse turned to me and snapped, "Ma'am, he's not THAT sick!"
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Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? A: My husband's lawyer's death.
.Thanks to Betty for this picture: Click through the picture to the large version. RedMaple among Blue-eyed-Marys
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Katherine R. Gurley, 49, Ware County, Florida Ware County woman arrested while visiting boyfriend at jail in pot farm case A Ware County woman ended up behind bars herself when she came to jail to visit her boyfriend, a convicted drug trafficker who had been arrested at a large-scale marijuana growing operation at the couple's Millwood home. Katherine R. Gurley, 49, is jailed without bail on charges of manufacturing marijuana, trafficking in marijuana, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and possession of marijuana, county Sheriff Randy Royal said Monday. Gurley lived with Michael Wayne Mancil in the 7900 block of Herrin Road where deputies seized at least $1.4 million worth of marijuana, beginning Thursday. Deputies found marijuana packaged and ready for sale and live plants from seedlings to mature weed. The clandestine pot farm is among the largest uncovered in Ware County in recent history, Royal said. "From what we've learned through the investigation so far, there is every indication that the marijuana was being sold locally and in surrounding counties as well," Royal said. Arrested Thursday night, Mancil also remained jailed without bail. A 59-year-old felon, Mancil is charged with manufacturing marijuana, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, trafficking in marijuana, possession of a firearm by a felon and possession of a firearm during the commission of crime. "We arrested Ms. Gurley on Saturday when she came to visit him at the jail," Royal said. Gurley and Mancil have lived together about four years at the Millwood home, he said. "She said she had no idea that [marijuana cultivation] was going on out there," Royal said.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carole Re: Connection problem Dear Webby, I have been trying yo bring up your blog of old letters. Have tried several times and it will open and take a while to download then say "Done", but nothing comes up. I wail for at least 15 minutes but still nothing. Am I doing something wrong? Thanks for all your help. Love the pictures and save as many as possible on and old computer. keep up the good work. Carole Dear Carole The blog opens fine for me. Ezinefinder is down, but there is nothing I can do about them. They are independent and not on our servers. Possibly the vote button or the google ad on top are delaying the page load. Hopefully they will be working again soon! Have FUN DearWebby
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Thanks to Edna for this story: Last night a lady on the table next to mine in the restaurant asked the waiter if they had frozen yoghurt for desert. He replied: "We sure do, in all the popular flavors." Then she asked: "Is it low fat yoghurt?" The waiter answered: "It sure is! We serve only zero fat, low calory, diet yoghurt with fresh frozen fruit mixed in." She said: "Hmmm, that sounds delicious!" The waiter then asked her: "Would you like whipped cream on top of that?" Her reply was: "That sounds even better! Yes, please! Lots of it!"
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The McGillicuddy's next door are inseparable. In fact, last night it took four cops and a dog to stop the fight.
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Mrs. Morris Siegel beckoned to a salesman in Bergdorf Goodman's, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannikin, and said, "Hey Sonny boy , so how much is the dress on that store dummy over there?" "That dress is $899.95, Madam," sneered the rather snotty salesman. "Oy! For $99.95 I could get the same dress at Klein's downtown!" "But Madam," said the salesman, "You'll find that the dress at Klein's is recycled wool. This original is 100% pure virgin wool." "Nu! So for $800 I should be caring what the sheep do at night?"

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