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Good Morning,  !
It's Friday, May 27
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!

Thank you, Ruby!

Had to go for an eye exam today. Because of my diabetes, 
there was a bunch of extra testing, and three different 
types of eye dilator drugs put into the eyes. Instead of 
wearing off in an hour or so, like these drops normally 
used to do, my vision is still blurry now. 

If you need to get that done, expect to need a driver for the
rest of the day, and don't plan on doing any reading or 
writing. It's a good time to do the floors, though.

Have FUN!
DearWebby



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"Karaoke bars combine two of the nationís greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing." --- Tom Dreesen "There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have." --- Don Herold
Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
Do you remember the smell and taste of REAL tomatoes? REAL tomatoes, that you could bite into, and smell a tomato sandwich from across the room? If you prefer REAL tomatoes like that, over the bland, tough- skinned stuff, that has been modified for mechanical harvesting, long distance transport and the convenience of the stores, the answer could be on your balcony or window sill. Organic Tomato Magic Use Method, not chemicals!

In a physics lab, which involved light, electricity and magnetism, one requirement of the course was to read the week's experiment before coming to class. At one lab session the instructor wanted to see how many people had actually done so. "What are the tthree types of light?" he asked. The lab fell quiet until one wise guy raised his hand and said, "Uhhh, Canadian, Bud, and Miller?"
Thanks to Sandie for this picture of her Blood Lily: Click through the picture to the large version.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Raufeal Waddy, 22 and Terrel Battle, 26, in Fayetteville, NC Police say two men beaten, stabbed and shot in botched robbery attempt Two men who police said tried to steal a woman's purse early Monday got more than they bargained for when as many as 15 of the victim's family members and friends rushed to her aid and then severely beat, shot and stabbed the robbers. Fayetteville police officers arrived at the scene of the melee in the Cambridge Arms apartments about 12:45 a.m. and found two men lying on the pavement of the parking lot with multiple stab and gunshot wounds. Police found a group of the woman's relatives walking in the parking lot covered in blood. One of the accused robbers was critically injured in the attack and remained on life support Monday, police said. The other was treated at Cape Fear Valley Medical Center and released. He was not charged. Maria Consuelo Ramirez Flores, a longtime friend who knew the victim's family when they were still in El Salvador, said through a translator Monday that robberies, break-ins and other crimes have been persistent problems in the area. The Hispanic community has gotten fed up, and some members decided to take matters into their own hands Monday morning, she said. According to police, 22-year-old Raufeal Waddy, of the 3900 block of Village Drive, and 26-year-old Terrel Battle, of the 1100 block of Clark Street, were armed with a handgun when they tried to rob Maria Guevara, 47, of her purse. One of the suspects, a known Blood gang member, was wearing a red bandana across his face when he approached Guevara, according to police. Guevara began screaming, alerting from 10 to 15 family members and friends who live in the same building, police spokesman Lt. Chris Davis said. They rushed out, and one of the alleged robbers fired a shot at them, he said. "The round passed through the clothing of Alex Echeverria, but failed to strike his body," Davis said. Guevara's family members then ran after the two robbers, caught them and disarmed them during a struggle, Davis said. "Both suspects were shot during the initial struggle, with the suspect's gun, and then the family severely beat, stabbed and cut both robbers," Davis said. No charges have been filed yet.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Renee Re: Print Selection Dear Webby, I like to print the tech advice. How can I do that without coping the whole letter. I highlight the paragraphs and try to cut copy etc. and it prints the whole letter. Renee Dear Renee Printing a highlighted section straight out of email quite often does not work. After highlighting a section, hit CTRL C then jump to a text editor or word processor, or spreadsheet, or even your email. Put your cursor where you want the copied stuff, then hit CTRL V to paste. If you have a 5 button mouse, then of couse just use the copy and paste buttons on the mouse. Once you have pasted your selection, you can print that. Have FUN DearWebby
Hyper Tufa? What is it? Have you seen garden and yard containers and art work, that looks like rock or concrete, but is extremely light in weight? That's Hyper Tufa. This book shows you how to make all kinds of garden and yard decorations and art work cheaply and easily. Make everything from artsy stepping stones to x-rated gnomes and garden fairies. The Hyper Tufa book has all the info you need.

After being laid off, Judie papered the town with her resume. Days passed, and she hadn't received a single phone call. She decided to take a closer look at the copies her husband had printed at his real estate office. Judie quickly realized that he hadn't put blank paper into the machine. At the bottom of each copy, written in bold type, was a common real estate disclaimer: "The information contained herein, while deemed to be accurate, is not guaranteed." -------------------------- While that would cause a chuckle to other job seekers, to an employer that says: "This dingbat is not only incompetent, but she will steal OUR paper to apply for her next resume!"
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Garden Mailbox for Gardening Tools I use a hand painted decorated mailbox for storing hand garden tools and garden gloves outside. We recently put up a new mailbox and I wanted to recycle the old box. I spray painted the box black. Then I free hand painted flowers, etc. on the box sides, front and back. I stenciled "Sherrye's Garden Tools" on the top. I then sprayed the box with polyethylene to make it weather resistant as it will be sitting on the back porch. I already had all the supplies on hand so it only cost me my time. I will put my hand garden tools, etc. and my garden gloves in the box. By Sherrye from GA http://www.thriftyfun.com/ http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "Dad, I REALLY don't want to be president by the time I am your age !!!"
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Bob, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk. Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation: "Removed bowling ball from trunk".

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