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Good Morning,  !
It's Saturday, May 28

Still raining. They evacuated the campground down by the
river. That sure reminded me of a flooded campground in
Nanaimo in 1970.

After arriving in New York had hitchhiked up to Montreal 
and then westward from there. Even though I had paired up
with a girl from L.A., who was not nearly as naive and 
innocent as I was, people delighted in scaring us with all
kinds of stories. 

In Winnipeg we got a pup tent in exchange for me mowing 
a huge lawn. Then people scared us about rattle snakes crawling
into tents and into sleeping bags. So we bought an orange tarp
big enough to be a floor and one and a half  foot high walls 
for the tent, after we sewed it all on. We just folded the corners 
and did not cut them.

After getting to the end of the continent we took the ferry to
Victoria, trying to get my education papers accredited.
After that, we hitchiked north to Nanaimo and stayed at the
camp ground overnight.

It was a rather noisy night in spite of the rain. Lots of 
yelling and commotion all night. Since it was still raining
in the morning, Mary and me were in no hurry to get up,
but when we did, we sure got a surprise!

The campground was flooded and the water was half way 
up the sides of the orange anti-snake "tub", even though
I had picked a high spot just from habit.

Some people had built camp fires on top of picnic benches
and were trying to dry their clothes, and there was thick
smoke and fog wafting between the trees. The general mood
was not cheerful at all.

We traipsed around barefoot and in shorts and it took us
almost until noon, until we had everything packed up without
getting anything soaked. The trick was suspending our
packsacks from trees and loading the stuff from the tent
into them.

Even though we were reasonably dry, we were ny no means
warm and comfortable, and we were quite happy to get onto
a ferry and flee back to the mainland.

Have FUN!

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At most universities some students operate a "bank" of term papers and other assignments. Nowadays you just buy a photocopy, but when I went to University you rented a hand typed copy for $5, and got $4 back if the number of smudges and beer stains had not increased noticeably. If it didn't come back or looked too badly abused, the $4 went to whoever typed up a fresh copy from the original. Officially the renter was just supposed to use the rented papers "for inspiration and as an example". Yeah, right. A similar system is in operation at the unnamed New England university where this story happened: There were papers to suit all needs and as it would look odd if an undistinguished student suddenly handed in a brilliant essay, there were papers for an A grade, B grade and C grade. A student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than his assignment, went to the "bank" and as his course was a standard one he took out a paper for an inconspicious C, retyped it and handed the work in. In due course he received it back with the professor's comments "I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I always thought it should have had an A, and now I am glad to give it one!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes toEli Hutchins, 24, Lowell, Maine Naked man crashes truck into house, tenant fights him off with hammer (the rear end of his trucks looks better than him) South Berwick Police say a man crashed his truck into an apartment building Wednesday night, got out - while naked - and started fighting with a man he didn't even know in the building. Police say it started when 24-year-old Eli Hutchins got into a fight with his lover at an apartment complex in South Berwick, then took his truck and rammed it into the building, but police say that Hutchins drove into the apartment of someone else whom he doesn't know. Still, the South Berwick police chief says Hutchins fought with the tenant of the apartment, all while naked. The chief says that tenant started hitting the naked suspect in the head with a hammer to defend himself. Police showed up and arrested Hutchins immediately; they say he was quite obviously on drugs. The tenant and a 7-year-old child were in the building at the time of the impact, but no one was hurt. Hutchins is facing several charges, including assault and operating under the influence.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Brenda Re: Protect printed pages from weather Dear Webby, We have to stick printed pages onto the outside of a metal door. They don't get rained on directly, but wind blown spray seems to be bad enough to ruin them sometimes in hours. What is the best way to protect the prints? Brenda Dear Brenda First, switch from an inkjet, that uses water based ink, to a laser printer. Laser printers melt colored wax into the paper. Water just beads off the waxed paper. The wind will eventually still ruin the paper, but chances are, by then you have fresh announcements anyway. Have FUN DearWebby
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Trisha is five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After she had a minor accident, her sister accompanied her to the emergency room. The triage nurse asked for her height and weight, and she blurted out, "Five-foot-ten, 125 pounds." While the nurse pondered over this information, her sister leaned over to her. "Trisha," she gently chided, "This is not the Internet !"
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Speedy Morris was the basketball coach at LaSalle and they were having a pretty good season. One morning, he was shaving and the phone rang. His wife answered it and called out to him that Sports Illustrated wanted to talk to him. Coach Morris was excited that his team was apparently about to receive national recognition in this famous sports magazine. As a matter of fact, he was so excited that he cut himself with his razor. Covered with blood and shaving lather and running downstairs to the phone, he tripped and fell down the stairs. Finally, bleeding and bruised, he made it to the phone and breathlessly said, "Hello, Speedy Morris it is!?" The voice on the other end asked, "Is this Speedy Morris"? "Yes, yes!" he replied excitedly. Then the voice continued, "Mr. Morris, for just Ninety-seven cents an issue, we can give you a ten-year subscription to Sports Illustrated!" His response was "No!", but not quite limited to that one word.
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Thanks to Sandie for this story: A husband reading a newspaper says to his wife, "You know, honey. I think there might be some real merit to what this article says; that the intelligence of a father often proves a stumbling block to the son." "Well, thank heaven," said the wife. "At least our James has nothing standing in his way."

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