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Good Morning,  !
It's Monday, May 30

Happy Memorial Day!

Sunday was very nice and warm, but it sure cooled off after the
sun set, and now it is around freezing. Being close to snow 
covered mountains does seem to have some drawbacks!

I did get the lawn cut, front and back. The rainy week sure
made it and the dandylions grow like crazy the moment the
rains stopped. Especially the back lawn was a sea of bright 

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"A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free." --- Nikos Kazantzakis
A man owned a small farm in South Georgia. The Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. "You just give me a list of your employees and tell me how much you pay them." "All right," said the farmer. "I have a hired man. Been with me for three years. I pay him $600 a week, plus room and board. I have a cook. She's been here six months. She gets $500 a week plus room and board." "Anybody else?" asked the agent as he scribbled on a note pad. "Yeah," the farmer said. "There's a half-wit here. Works about eighteen hours a day. I pay him ten dollars a week and give him tobacco." "A ha!" the agent roared. "I want to talk to that half-wit!" "You ARE talkin' to him," said the farmer.
Do you remember the smell and taste of REAL tomatoes? REAL tomatoes, that you could bite into, and smell a tomato sandwich from across the room? If you prefer REAL tomatoes like that, over the bland, tough- skinned stuff, that has been modified for mechanical harvesting, long distance transport and the convenience of the stores, the answer could be on your balcony or window sill. Organic Tomato Magic Use Method, not chemicals!

We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride we talked about how the procedure would be per- formed. "Dad," our teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?" Without hesitation he quipped, "They're going to give you a phone."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Bradley Furchak,29, of Millsboro, Delaware Napping burglar flees with beer in hand LONG NECK, Del. -- A Delaware burglar is facing charges after being caught napping in a home and fleeing with a beer in hand. Delaware State Police say a 63-year-old woman in Long Neck woke up to find her front door open and someone sleeping on her couch. The homeowner told the man she would be calling police. The man ran out with a beer -- one of several he apparently consumed at the house. Upon arrival, state troopers found that the man had cut a screen on the woman’s porch to get into the house. Police say a state trooper later found 29-year-old Bradley Furchak of Millsboro walking along a road, drinking the beer. Furchak is charged with burglary, theft, drug and alcohol charges.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Sir Squirrel Re: What is RSS? Dear Webby, Excuse my eg no rance, Webby, but what do the letters RSS stand for of mean? Sir Squirrel Dear Sir Squirrel RSS stands for Really Simple Syndication The gory details are at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSS In summary, for most people, RSS is an obnoxious nuisance. For authoritarian figures like probation officers and teachers, it is an efficient way to distribute assignments and homework. If you WANT to receive the Humor Letter via RSS, you CAN install an RSS reader, and tell it to check http://humor.webby.com/blog/rss.php You will probably soon unsubscribe from that, but go ahead and try it for a few days, just to see what it is al about. Have FUN DearWebby
Hyper Tufa? What is it? Have you seen garden and yard containers and art work, that looks like rock or concrete, but is extremely light in weight? That's Hyper Tufa. This book shows you how to make all kinds of garden and yard decorations and art work cheaply and easily. Make everything from artsy stepping stones to x-rated gnomes and garden fairies. The Hyper Tufa book has all the info you need.

While digging a shaft into the German homeland, German scientists discovered small pieces of copper at 50 meters. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network. Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. The British ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. At a depth of 100 meters, they discovered small pieces of glass. Soon the British announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fiber net. Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100, and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing. The Israelis concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000 years ago used bio-degradable cellphones.
Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Using a Glove on Either Your Right or Left Hand I'm right handed and while using rubber gloves, I wear out the right hand glove before the left one. When I have two perfectly good left hand gloves, I turn one inside out and instantly I have a right hand glove to go with my other left hand glove. A little bath powder sprinkled inside the glove makes it comfortable and easy to get on and off. Works for me. By hate litter from NC http://www.thriftyfun.com/ http://www.thriftyfun.com/ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
My cousin took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler, calling people for their views on various issues. On her very first call, she introduced myself, "Hello, this is a telephone poll." A man replied, "Yeah, and this is a street light! Did my dog leave some pee-mail on you ?"
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Johnny asked his father to explain the differences between irritation, aggravation, and frustration. His father picked up the phone and dialed a number at random. When the phone was answered, he asked, "Can I speak to Bill, please?" "No! There's no one called Bill here," the person who answered the phone replied. His father hung up. "That's irritation," he said. He picked up the phone again, dialled the same number, and asked for Bill a second time. "No, there's no one here called Bill. Go away. If you call again I'll call the cops," the person replied. His father hung up and said, "That's aggravation." "Then what's frustration?" asked Johnny. His father picked up the phone and dialled the same number a third time. "Hello, this is Bill. Have there been any messages for me?"

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