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Today my Saskatoon berries popped their blossoms.

There are going to be plenty of berries, if each of those blossoms
turns into a 5-15 berry grape bunch.

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. --- George Carlin A television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. --- Socratex
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy addressed his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married over 50 years, and they appeared still very clearly in love. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, "I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names." The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth, he said. "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
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Harry sent a quick email to his supervisor. "Boss," he wrote, "my mother-in-law is doing some heavy house-cleaning tomorrow, and wants me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Harry," the boss replied. "I can't give you the day off." After Harry printed his reply, he wrote back to him: "Thanks, boss, I knew I could count on you!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Robert Shreeves, 40, of Princeton, Missouri Busted for rafting down the river and having fun in clear view of envious spoilsports SIOUX CITY - A Missouri man was arrested Thursday for allegedly floating on a kiddie pool down the Missouri River. Sioux City Police Sgt. Mike Post said Robert Shreeves, 40, was observed floating down the river at 9:54 p.m. on a small inflatable pool that was approximately six inches tall with two floats on the side. He said the raft was approximately 3.5 by 5.5 feet. "The individual apparently launched this raft upcurrent and drifted down the river," Post said. Shreeves, of Princeton, Mo., was arrested by the Sioux City Police Department when he docked at the boat ramp on Larsen Park Road for a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. An official with the Woodbury County Jail said Friday that Shreeves had been released for time served. Authorities said Thursday night they had received numerous calls from people who observed a man floating down the river in a raft. One dispatcher said the people kept calling in because they thought he was having fun. The Missouri River was at 28.34 feet on Thursday night, and there was no danger of getting hung up on a sand bar. Shreeves was not in any danger and he did not endanger anybody else.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Vern Re: What size hard drive next? Dear Webby My old computer still runs fine, but it's 20 GB hard drive is getting too small. What size would you recommend? vern Dear Vern You obviously have learned very good and highly recommendable computer house-cleaning skills ! I would recommend that you keep the 20 GB drive, since you must have it very well organized and tuned. Just add an external 1 TB USB drive. That way you don't have to re-install any software, and you will still be able to do a virus scan or a defrag in the enviably short time that you can do it now, and let it do the house-keeping chores on the big drive while you are sleeping. Have FUN DearWebby
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Bill told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just a lazy old fart." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the latin term so I can tell my wife."
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A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in his booming, bellowing voice: "Two years ago I insured my voice at Lloyds of London for $750,000." There is a hushed and awed silence in the crowded room. Suddenly, from the back of the room, the quiet, nasal voice of an elderly woman is heard, "So, what did you do with the money?"
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It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor. "They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk blurted to the customer. "That wasn't supposed to happen until you unloaded them at home!"

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