Morse Alphabet 

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It's Tuesday, June 7

In the North of the province they have wild fires and smoky 
conditions for hundreds of miles, here in the foothills 
we have rain. I have a feeling somewhere some slingshot
is getting wound up to hit us with some really gorgous
summer weather, as soon as Mother nature is good and 
ready for it.

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The least of learning is done in the classrooms. --- Thomas Merton The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught. --- Marquis de Vauvenargues One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. -- Edward Abbey
An older couple had a son, who was still living at home. They were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, then they hid in the nearby closet, pretending they were not at home. The father told his wife, "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard." So, the couple waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. He saw the note they had left. Then, he took the ten dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the bible, flipped through it, to see if any stashed money fell out, and tucked it under his arm. Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative sip to be assured of the quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all three items. The father slapped his forehead, and said, "It's even worse than I could ever have imagined. Our son is going to be a politician!"

From Lisa For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president. A month later, my supervisor called me into his office and told me the VP had refused to approve the raise. His reason? I clearly wasn't doing my job. Every time he saw me, I was either chatting with someone in the lobby or talking on the phone.
Thanks to Lillemor for this picture: Click through the picture to the large version. The Chilean Puyehue volcano is not paying attention to the CO2 hype and looks really pretty in the evening light.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Sandra Uher, 54, in Elgin, Ill Woman facing 6th DUI came to court drunk An Elgin woman charged with DUI six times had her bail revoked this week after police say she came to court intoxicated. Authorities say 54-year-old Sandra Uher had been free on $100,000 when she was taken into custody. Uher's last DUI charge was in March, when she ran a stop sign at the corner of Shales Parkway and Summit Street in Elgin and crashed into another car. Police said her blood alcohol limit was nearly four times the legal limit, measuring at .30. After that conviction, Uher was released from jail after posting $10,000 of her $100,000 bond. But after her intoxicated court appearance, her bail was revoked. She still owes the remaining $90,000. The Daily Herald reports she's been sent to Cermak Hospital at Cook County Jail for evaluation. During her most recent DUI arrest in March, police say Uher failed a field sobriety test and had a preliminary blood-alcohol content of .30, nearly four times the legal limit for drivers. She was also driving on a revoked license. Uher has DUI convictions dating back to 1997. If convicted of the latest offense, she faces between six and 30 years in prison.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Mickey Re: Spelling Dear Webby Two things. I need that Causeway spelling joke again, that you used to feature every second year or so. I need it and can't find it. Second, while you are digging in your archives, you used to have a nice little chart, that showed the boy scout alphabet for spelling difficult to pronounce words over the phone. Can you please show us the link to that again ? Thanks Mickey Dear Mickey The Morse Alphabet is at The Caseway story follows a bit further down below. Have FUN DearWebby
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(This one you have to read out loud) "Information? I need the number for Caseway Transport." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor."
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A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf. The other night, as they slept, the golfer yelled, "Fore!" His wife yelled back, "Four and a quarter !"
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The basketball coach stormed into the University President's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look, I'll Give you an example." The coach went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Three minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the University President, scratching his head. "I would have phoned first."

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