Good Morning,  !
It's Saturday, June 11

Yesterday morning, at about the time you read your Humor Letter,
the Saskatoons looked their brightest, to lure bees from as far away
as possible.




Sure looks like a good crop of berries to look forward to!

Have FUN!
DearWebby




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Talent develops in quiet places,
character in the full current of human life."
--- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

"Everyone has talent.
What is rare is the courage to follow the talent
into the dark place where it leads."
--- Erica Jong



A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across 
the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, 
they decided to go in together to buy a car.  

After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the 
street between them.  

A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest 
sprinkling water on their new car.  It didn't need a wash, 
so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.  
"I'm blessing it," the priest replied.  

The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside 
the synagogue.  He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, 
walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of 
the tailpipe.






The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on
mental health and was giving a test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked,
"How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth
screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a
chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered,
"A basketball coach?"





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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
goes to Stuart Feltham, 23, from Swindon, Wiltshire, England



Brit 'flasher' was set on fire by Greek woman

Stuart Feltham, 23, from Swindon, Wiltshire, suffered second
degree burns after 26-year-old student Marina Fanouraki 
allegedly splashed Sambuca, a flammable alcoholic drink 
at his bare front and set fire to him with a lighter, when he 
flashed and groped her.

The woman will appear in court today in the city of Iraklion, 
in northern Crete, charged with assault.

According to reports, she said she was acting in self-defence 
after the man exposed himself to a number of women in a bar, 
and then groped her against her wishes.

The story has made national headlines in Greece, where some 
have hailed the woman as a heroine. A Foreign Office 
spokeswoman said: "We can confirm that in the early hours of 
Tuesday a 23-year-old British male national was assaulted in Crete.
"We understand he suffered burns on his chest and abdomen."

Stuart Feltham did not stick around to appear in court and fled
back to England, where he lives with his parents.
His father claims the poor innocent boy suffered a totally 
unprovoked attack and did not flash and grope anybody.


From the Tech Support Pits:

From: Eddie
Re: What is needed to phone over the net?

Hi Mr Webby;
I have been having some serious issues with AT&T's U-verse. 
I have had already 10 tech's out to my house because of no 
picture on my tv, freezing up, resetting the box every time it 
rains, and to top it off I have found out that I am at the end 
loop as they call it..... which means that everyone on the 
block in front of us who has subscribed to this u-verse is 
drawing the same signal off of the old telephone line. 

So now this is also why I am having issues.

But I think I know how to deal with them..... anyways this 
will be my new email address... and I had asked you a 
question about online telephone...

I mean I saw the magic jack, but there were a lot of 
mixed reviews... and Vonage.... well I don't know much 
about this.... and now with "Google Talk" can you shed 
some new light on these questions.....?

Thank you for your great news letter.... keep em 
coming.

Eddie

Dear Eddie
First you need to get your line fixed, so that you have
reliable TV reception. Until then, everything else is a 
waste of time and money.

AT&T U-Verse has the AT&T version of Vonage or 
Magic Jack built in, and for $89 a month, you can
theoretically use it. 

However, it sounds like the lines in your area are 
hopelessly overloaded, and that method will never
work properly for you.

Try some company, that uses TV Cable instead of
ancient and inadequate phone lines.

The problems, when it rains, are a definite indicator that
your lines are old and get water crackle. You will not
even get reliable high speed Internet over those lines,
never mind TV and all that other promised stuff.

Those old crackly lines are just barely good enough for 
low speed dial-up. That's all.

Have FUN!
DearWebby






The Ultimate Guide To Discus Fish 
Care, Breeding and Keeping Them Healthy
2nd Edition, with even more information!



Not far from me we have a friend who raises Brahma
Bulls. I asked how he got them to breed so well, since
he has a nice herd. He said that he gave the bulls
potency pills.

I asked what the pills were made of.

He said "I don't really know, but they taste like chocolate."

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A young boy was kneeling by his bed and saying his
prayers and asked God to make him a good boy. The
boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard his
son praying, "And make me a good boy, if You can.
And if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm
having a lot of fun being a nuisance."



Ophelia Dingbatter's News


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Showing his friend around his his home, Fred started to
point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had
acquired over their long years of marriage.

"The day before I die, I'm gpoing to sell every piece we've
got just to see how much it's all worth."

"But you couldn't possibly know the day before you were
going to die, so how could you sell it."

"Simple: If I sell it all, my wife will kill me!"






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