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It's Saturday, June 11

Yesterday morning, at about the time you read your Humor Letter,
the Saskatoons looked their brightest, to lure bees from as far away
as possible.

Sure looks like a good crop of berries to look forward to!

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Talent develops in quiet places, character in the full current of human life." --- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe "Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent into the dark place where it leads." --- Erica Jong
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it," the priest replied. The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving a test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Stuart Feltham, 23, from Swindon, Wiltshire, England Brit 'flasher' was set on fire by Greek woman Stuart Feltham, 23, from Swindon, Wiltshire, suffered second degree burns after 26-year-old student Marina Fanouraki allegedly splashed Sambuca, a flammable alcoholic drink at his bare front and set fire to him with a lighter, when he flashed and groped her. The woman will appear in court today in the city of Iraklion, in northern Crete, charged with assault. According to reports, she said she was acting in self-defence after the man exposed himself to a number of women in a bar, and then groped her against her wishes. The story has made national headlines in Greece, where some have hailed the woman as a heroine. A Foreign Office spokeswoman said: "We can confirm that in the early hours of Tuesday a 23-year-old British male national was assaulted in Crete. "We understand he suffered burns on his chest and abdomen." Stuart Feltham did not stick around to appear in court and fled back to England, where he lives with his parents. His father claims the poor innocent boy suffered a totally unprovoked attack and did not flash and grope anybody.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Eddie Re: What is needed to phone over the net? Hi Mr Webby; I have been having some serious issues with AT&T's U-verse. I have had already 10 tech's out to my house because of no picture on my tv, freezing up, resetting the box every time it rains, and to top it off I have found out that I am at the end loop as they call it..... which means that everyone on the block in front of us who has subscribed to this u-verse is drawing the same signal off of the old telephone line. So now this is also why I am having issues. But I think I know how to deal with them..... anyways this will be my new email address... and I had asked you a question about online telephone... I mean I saw the magic jack, but there were a lot of mixed reviews... and Vonage.... well I don't know much about this.... and now with "Google Talk" can you shed some new light on these questions.....? Thank you for your great news letter.... keep em coming. Eddie Dear Eddie First you need to get your line fixed, so that you have reliable TV reception. Until then, everything else is a waste of time and money. AT&T U-Verse has the AT&T version of Vonage or Magic Jack built in, and for $89 a month, you can theoretically use it. However, it sounds like the lines in your area are hopelessly overloaded, and that method will never work properly for you. Try some company, that uses TV Cable instead of ancient and inadequate phone lines. The problems, when it rains, are a definite indicator that your lines are old and get water crackle. You will not even get reliable high speed Internet over those lines, never mind TV and all that other promised stuff. Those old crackly lines are just barely good enough for low speed dial-up. That's all. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Not far from me we have a friend who raises Brahma Bulls. I asked how he got them to breed so well, since he has a nice herd. He said that he gave the bulls potency pills. I asked what the pills were made of. He said "I don't really know, but they taste like chocolate."
Daily tip from Milk Jug for Organizing Plastic Bags An easy way to store your plastic grocery bags is in an old, clean plastic milk jug. Most of these milk jugs have an indented circle on one side. Just cut out the circle and stuff in the bags. It will hold many bags and is easy to store. By Jan from Gainesville, GA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:
A young boy was kneeling by his bed and saying his prayers and asked God to make him a good boy. The boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard his son praying, "And make me a good boy, if You can. And if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having a lot of fun being a nuisance."
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Showing his friend around his his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'm gpoing to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth." "But you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how could you sell it." "Simple: If I sell it all, my wife will kill me!"

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